I just started reading this comic and im in love with it already!

If m pet started talking to me i’d be like “Mom I think I’ve gone insane.”

This may forever mark me as an idiot, but… is she freaked out because of his pickup line or because he can talk? I suppose it says something about my mental condition, that I would find the fact that a raccoon was hitting on me more disturbing than the fact that it was speaking English.

If my dog (a little Shetland Sheepdog) could talk, nobody would be able to have any kind of coherent conversation with him. He is the kind of dog that gets distracted by anything and everything, literally he will run around in circles for hours chasing his shadow. Him talking would be annoying and unnecessary.

I personally, am glad the my dogs don’t talk. I doubt either of them would have anything good to say about me, and Duke is a noisy crybaby all the time right now anyways. Human words would just make him more of a headache…