[0021] Allowance Reverse Default Swaps
Thursday, 1 Jan 2009 by Novil

[0021] Allowance Reverse Default Swaps

I’m quite sure that Sandra’s little scheme would not work in reality. But then, I’ not sure sure, and we all can see how this ended for Wolf & Kleiber Ltd.

Since a normal “swap” didn’t seem to be exotic enough, I made up the term “reverse swap”… just to discover that such a thing actually exists!

  • News: Blah blah blah global financial crisis blah blah blah short selling stocks and derivatives blah blah blah … speculators are already looking for new investment opportunities.
  • Sandra: ?… !
  • Sandra: I will no longer tidy up my room, Daddy.
  • Richard: No? Then say bye-bye to your pocket money.
  • Sandra: That’s the point! I’ll issue put options on allowance reverse default swaps on the New York Stock Exchange!
  • Sandra: One day before my allowance day, I’ll start short selling the options and thus create an artificial demand for the reverse swaps. They’ll be worth a fortune!
  • Richard: … Wait, what?
  • Anchorwoman: Business news. The hedge fund Wolf & Kleiber Ltd. had to file for bankruptcy yesterday after losing 2 billion dollars in a gamble with junk bonds issued by the local company SN Financial Services.
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  1. Rawr says:

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    … what?

  2. Odos says:

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    Well… she MAY want to be a math major, but she seems EXCEPTIONALLY WELL in economics… That was something amazing she came up with in sutch a short amount of time.

  3. CampSoup1988 says:

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    Well, it would work but slowly and if Sandra does her research ahead of time. The few times I played with virtual stock market sites (not real money), that is what I would usually do.

    Another option, which my Dad actually did durring Vietnam war, was while the currency conversion rate kept changing, was track that. I dont recall excattly which currency he would use but for a total random example, let say today you could get 100 Japenese Yen for 1 USD, he would convert 100 USD for 10,000 Japenese Yen. Then next week the conversion is you get 75 Japenese Yene for 1 USD, he would convert his Yen to USD and get 133.33 USD. Unfortiontly today, most of the common currencies that you could easily convert without putting through orders or paperwork, etc are pretty much stable (at least last time I checked which was a couple years ago).

  4. Tom Flapwell says:

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    And Sandra is how old now?

  5. Oblivion says:

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    WE. NEED. MORE. WOO!!!!!!

  6. Odos says:

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    I think what I like the MOST about this comic, actually, is that Sandra’s outfit ACTUALLY changes from comic to comic. There’s the oversweater (with a broken zipper), the black shirt w/ stripe, a white shirt w/stripe, and a large, turtleneck sweater. And THAT’S only within the last 4 comics! HECK, it even CHANGED in one comic to show time progression (the math comic).

    I love those little things :)

  7. Odos says:

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    sorry, double post, I know. The name of the comic I previously stated (Twice, I might add) is “high flying dreams.” And the shirt didn’t change… though it would have been cool if it had.

  8. Novil says:

    “WE. NEED. MORE. WOO!!!!!!”

    It’s great that you like him so much, but there will always be periods of several consecutive strips without Woo. By the way, there are still more strips featuring Woo (18) than strips featuring Sandra (17).

    “And the shirt didn’t change… though it would have been cool if it had.”

    Uhm, that would not have made much sense since the last panel is playing just a few seconds after the first one.

  9. Odos says:

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    “Uhm, that would not have made much sense since the last panel is playing just a few seconds after the first one.”

    Oh… I was under the impression that it was a week later, and she was talking about how she didn’t do too well on the math test because she forgot the Quadratic Formula. Guess it’s a perspective thing.

    Doesn’t change the fact that she doesn’t wear the same outfit EVERY day, Sure, she has 4 or 5 separate outfits, but hey, so do I.

  10. Megaket says:

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    As Odos mentions, you do something that many others wont bother to do. Another AWESOME point for that. Not quite sure what they do, but still…

    Also, she seem to be very young to come up with such ideas. But then again, we do mostly have to do with a genius at that fact. And Im quite sure I have to thank this strip for getting me a brilliant plan to gain a heck load of money. Its easier to change SEK into USD in Sweden by some reason… :3

  11. Perrin says:

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    It’s probably the lager talking, but for heaven’s sakes, doesn’t a lot of the economic reporting sound like it was made up by a bunch of really drunk frat boys? “All right, lads, we’ve got to get passing grades in this week’s quiz… why don’t we make up some new terminology?”

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    [...] stories range from the adventures of Woo and his animal friends in their eat-or-be-eaten world to Sandra’s dabbling in high finance. The funniest arc so far is the one in which Tweety gets his (start here), but the creators also go [...]

  13. TheWolf says:

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    hmm i like how you use calvin and hobbes reference through out the strips.It brings back memories ah why could he continue his comic.Well anyway keep up the good work and go german artists and stuff like woohoo…..

  14. Handgunman says:

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    umm, how exactly does this work?

  15. Prada says:

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    Keep up the good work, another informative post.

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