- Sandra: Whew, it’s so hot. I’d sell my soul to the devil for a cool glass of lemonade.
- Sandra: … Damn.
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- Sandra: Whew, it’s so hot. I’d sell my soul to the devil for a cool glass of lemonade.
- Sandra: … Damn.
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Who are you, gabrielsthoughts? Devil’s advocate?
HIYO!!!!
I would agree that since she’s received the glass, she’s already damned herself, so she might as well drink it and be refreshed. If she just leaves it alone then she’s still received it.
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
She has to turn it down now and make it very clear she was speaking sarcastically and wasn’t literal.
baxtrr: I drink only ice water no matter what options are around but I don’t remember ever escaping from hell. I also don’t remember ever reading mention of hell in the bible, Revelations mentions being burned but not for eternity. So my guess is she is safe as long as it is stated she wasn’t being literal.
Through a neurosis I’ve yet to conquer, I conciously avoid ever saying anything like that out loud. I even switch “soul” with “house” when I sing Weird Al’s “Grapefruit Diet”.
I suppose, if worst came to worst, Sandra could try and take it to a higher court. It doesn’t get much higher than God Himself, and most sources say He’s on our side.
Theres a problem with this. She hasn’t signed for the lemonade so she can deny ever receiving it.
Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it!
Don’t have to sell your soul to the devil, he already owns it.
Saying ‘I would’ is only hypothetical, she hasn’t accepted or verbally agreed to a trade.
For example ‘cold’ is relative, perhaps this isn’t cold enough to meet her standards. Perhaps she wants a block of lemonice.
She never said she’d sell her soul to the devil. It could be God offering the lemonade… or woo… RUN SANDRA WOO IS AFTER YOUR SOUL!!!
hey, don’t drink it and you’ll be fine…but then again, its 101 degrees out..such tempting..GIVE ME THAT DX
just drink it, my little brother(the devil, his nickname is satan, his name sounds like satan(nathan)) and i have very nice bbq’s at sunday
It’s not a done deal until she drinks it!
You should try living in south Texas. Even Mr. Diablo breakes into a sweat.@ Chris:
@ DruidJP585:
Thank you, Piers Anthony. -_-
The fact that she ‘would’ sell her soul to the devil is a moot point right now, because she has a free glass of lemonade standing right there… Or am I missing the point there?
Easy fix.
//System.out.print(“Upon the drinking of this lemonade, you agree to forfeit your soul, and any other souls which may be attached to … “);
You have no power over me, Satan!
drink the lemonade. the devil lies and so do you. the offer of a sale is not a sale. the mysteriously appearing glass of lemonade might not be from the devil. you can trick the devil in to giving you lots of things by making the soul-trade offer. God can forgive anything.
I’d personally sell my soul for the devil’s soul. Just to see how he reacts
Hell would be worth seeing the devil flustered
Demos, ive told you a hundred times, if peps say it like tthat it’s a figure of speach!!!
What!? I call bull, she didn’t sign anything!
“…Damn.”
Little did Sandra know how fitting her choice of words really was… But I’m guessing Powree and Oliver did!
Ya know the funny thing about people and their ideas of how the devil operates are quite humorous
and personally I believe that the devil prefers the souls of GOOD people who make stupid mistakes like this. and if your damned at least ask for the devil to give you a better deal for you remaining time on earth like say a 1-2hundred point iq boost with the disclaimer you won’t TRY to haggle your way out once the boost takes effect. Do or do not there is no try.
also this has become my belief of what hell might be like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfgeGEudWVU thank you Kevin smith.
TOO LATE SANDRA!! Or rather, I guess the more proper phrase is: “As you wish, mylady.”
go ahead and drink you you never made an agreement you said “i’d sell my soul” which is “i WOULD sell my soul” not “I am selling my soul” you never actually agree’d to give him your soul so really the lemonade is a gift mainly cus it appeared to early
well so long as sandra knows how to play guitar, she’ll be fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQ
@ Phixed:
Truth, here.
@ Phixed:
why would the devil even need to lie, there is enough truth to answer any possible question without lying, it probably got boring to just lie after the first few hundred years anyway. Don’t forget that information appears to be different depending on what point of view it’s coming from and how good the person is at communicating. I imagine that after all this time that the devil has become rather eloquent at smithing words to entice the darkness of the human heart.
To drink or not to drink, that is the question.
@ FWTrump:
Seconded!
@ Unsilenced:
When life gives you lemonade, make life take the lemonade back. Get mad. Demand to see life’s manager.
My favorite so far 😀
Make the persona you hate real bad drink it Sandra, hopefully the devil sees EVERY human as useless slaves and weasel that very person into his palm and you don’t have to worry about skipping in heaven one day and seeing that person
Don’t do it, Sandra! Don’t fall for God’s henchman’s trick!
Just found this comic, Awesome cannot begin to describe it.
Ahh, this is what happens next
Sandra: Eh, I’ve played Saints Row 4, I’ll be running the place in a week.
*Glass dissappears*
This is why everyone should play Saints Row 4, We must all learn how to properly stage a coup de tat in hell.
Sleep well tonight kiddies!
If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I’d say “Kowabunga, dude!”
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@ baughbe:
Sandra’s a minor and cannot therefore enter a binding contract, except for something necessary. Hmm, a lot depends on the court. OTOH where can D-G find a lawyer?
Don’t try it! It’s Poison!