Aww, buck up Ms. Dean. You can get rid of them, you just have to go about it in a humane fashion. As long as they live and keep all their little rat parts intact Woo won’t have to kill you. They sell little plastic traps that allow you to take them deep into the woods/urban jungle to be set free.

Or, if’ you’re lucky they’re fancy rats, the kind that get sold as pets, and not the vermin most people picture when you say rat. Those rats are clean, friendly, and like to lick you like an ice cream cone.

Oh, and Pinky and the Brain were mice, not rats

Can’t sleep…clowns will eat me…
Can’t sleep…clowns will eat me…
Lol, love this comic.

You should have used Alberta, Canada on the map me are one of the only places with no rats… well other than the two poles….

can’t sleep clowns will eat me?

Yeah, we don’t need raccoons that murder humans or rats that take over our basements.

I say this should have played out until the best predator won, and it would not have been the raccoon.