[0147] Alpha Raccoon
Thursday, 18 Mar 2010 by Novil

[0147] Alpha Raccoon

Let’s Go Exploring WallpaperThe current story arc started with this strip: Unfavorable Comparison.

The promised new wallpaper Let’s Go Exploring (see the thumbnail on the right) for donators is now available on the secret page.

  • Lily: That was pretty brave, … Woo.
  • Woo: You think so?
  • Lily: Yes, I do…
  • Lily: What’s an alpha like you doing when he’s not busy scaring away two jerks twice his size?
  • Woo: Not much, actually.
  • Woo: A little girl takes care of me and she never lets me get away with anything. But I l-o-v-e it when she’s giving me treats and belly rubs.
  • Woo: You’ve no idea what you’re missing!
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  1. DanialArin says:

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    I’m sure she’s not laughing at him. She’s got to be laughing at the total absurdity of what he just told her. A ‘coon that impressive can’t possibly be some human’s pet!

  2. Zaiki says:

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    No, she’s definitely laughing at him, as seen by the way she fell to the ground laughing instead of gradually transitioning from a light giggle to heavy laughter.

  3. Iron Ed says:

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    Woo-hoo! Treats & Bellyrubs! :-)
    Love Lily in the 2nd panel, but that 4th panel is absolutely wonderful!

  4. benben says:

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    Love the new wallpaper. All of you should join the secret page club today. You want to know the URL? Cant tell you.

  5. Mystery Penguin says:

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    Embarrassment, the best part of any relationship

    Provides comedy and joy within the two partners

  6. CanadianBacon says:

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    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

  7. Francisco says:

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    CanadianBacon,

    At the end of the day, Woo is still a raccoon and not a human.

  8. CreepyLittleFox says:

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    I think I’d laugh at Woo aswell…

  9. Zoe says:

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    That wallpaper thumbnail is beautiful!!! I kinda wish every strip you did was painted like that… (:

  10. asdf says:

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    someone should remind CanadianBacon that “alpha male” has very little to do with “human idiocy”

  11. Shippou-chan says:

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    Obstacle #1 – Remedy Woo’s lack of confidence – CHECK!
    Obstacle #2 – Defeat bullies – CHECK!

    Now for Obstacle #3 – Domesticated Alpha?

    I doubt this one is a big threat to their new friendship though, just Woo’s pride. Can’t wait till Lily meets Sandra.

  12. Shippou-chan says:

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    CanadianBacon, the concept of “alpha” exists by default within any community, regardless of how it is set up. “Alpha” is simply a term for the leader, particularly where there may be contention for that title.

    So whether an “alpha male” is good or bad depends on the male.

    ON an unrelated note: I LOVE Lily in the second panel.. I think she might be falling for Woo.. (Isn’t that what playing with chestfur usually means?_

  13. Maark30 says:

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    This might be the way to get a new coon into the main cast. Maybe Cloud?????

    We just have to wonder if Lilly has the necesary equipment to speak human like Woo.

  14. Gaboris says:

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    Well now I hope this turns out right inn the end. I’d love to see somethin good to happen in Woo’s life… I mean somethin spec or stuff… I can’t speak right. XD

  15. firedome says:

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    at least woo is being truthful…some folks would make up some incredible story to impress a potential love interest. at least woo realizes that, after what he did to get lily’s attention, he doesn’t have to rely on a overbaked (cf: half baked) story to grab her interest.

  16. nibbler56 says:

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    Love Lily! Although, my raccoon fursona would probably hate her… (my fursona fails to match my personality *facepaw*) I love the look on Lily’s face in the 3rd panel and how Woo says that with out really thinking! XD It’s like they say, a good friend will give you their umbrella if your stuck in the rain, but a best friend will stand there and laugh!

  17. altengal says:

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    (i already know this will get voted down) it might just be my imagination but woo seems to be all over on the emotional map. first he is dejected, then he’s happy, then aggressive, now he is acting like a coon sized teddy.

  18. Someone says:

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    pure gold XD

    I don’t want to repeat something already said, but I don’t want to make my comment out of quotes either ^^’
    so,I’m sure for a racoon living in the woods there is nothing more absurd than that situation.
    A racoon that impressive can’t possibly be some human’s pet!
    ( as DanialArin already said ^^ )

    btw: nice rofl in the last pannel XD’
    literally ^^
    the 3rd one looks like she’s thinking: “He can’t be serious, is he?”

    asdf says:
    someone should remind CanadianBacon that “alpha male” has very little to do with “human idiocy”

    *taking it literally*
    CanadianBacon, “alpha male” has very little to do with “human idiocy”.
    They are both racoons and so they are using racoon or if you so want animal terms.
    Calling him an “alpha” equals something quite “normal” in human society that I honestly can’t translate to english with my limited knowledge of the language, but I’ll try to paraphrase it.
    It’s like saying: good fighter, brave man, courageously one (I hope the word is correct…), … and so on.
    Something a girl would actually call you after such an experience and I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be “alpha”.

  19. Solsta says:

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    As was stated earlier, Alpha simply means leader. If we were talking birds, the Alpha male would have the best plumage. If we’re talking about a room full of Geeks (I’m one) the alpha would be the one with a “Game Master” screen and lots of big dice. [Rattle, rattle, bang, "Knight falls, take 27 points damage."]

  20. Iron Ed says:

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    Altengal says:
    it might just be my imagination but woo seems to be all over on the emotional map. first he is dejected, then he’s happy, then aggressive, now he is acting like a coon sized teddy.

    But Woo has a very good reason for each of those emotions at the time they appear. :-)

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I think we just discovered the natural world’s equivalent to living in Mom and Dad’s basement.

  22. fishy says:

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    so, this means a no-go on the second date, huh?

  23. Shady Kitsune says:

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    It’s like his a badass… Who lives with his mom.

  24. Twilightfairy says:

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    Oh come on woo! Give her a belly rub! She’s like rolling on the floor laughing her but off in a perfect position for it!

  25. Francisco says:

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    Fishy, we’ll have to see.

  26. Baxtrr says:

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    Well, if he wooed and won her (pardon the pun) in the course of five or six strips, it wouldn’t be much of a plotline… my guess is that she’s genuinely gobsmacked that such a seemingly fantastic guy would spend part of his time as a human’s pet, and he’ll have lost much if not all of his head start with her. There are probably a lot of raccoons in the woods who can catch fish for their mates and chase off interlopers who aren’t also on the take with a human. It will be interesting to see how this turns out.

  27. Ace says:

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    Woo just made a classic mistake ; he told the truth.

  28. John says:

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    Poor Woo. Heh…

    If she thinks it’s a joke, she could be in for a rude shock.

    But then again, with coons as natural scavengers, she could put two and two together and realize that Woo has the best deal yet. Roof over his head, no threat of predators, free food… only question is if there’s room enough for two coons in the same house.

  29. J.J. says:

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    Alpha – yes…

    Response involving Sandra – Omega

    Yikes, WOO.

  30. Evan says:

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    Beautiful wallpaper. If I had the money to donate and get it, I would. But alas, I am poor.

    Great comic.

  31. Random says:

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    Awww… Woo’s blushing :) . I don’t think that Lily would dump him just because of that. She saw him catch that humongous fish so she knows he a good provider (and protector) but Woo,did you really have to say “little girl”? That makes it a little unmanly. Treat’s and bellyrubs FTW! (Hey, Lily’s tail has stripes! Never noticed that before, man I’m slow!)

  32. Solario the Visored says:

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    It would be so cute is Sandra started taking care of both Woo and his girlfriend! I smile! :D

  33. Rocket_T_Coyote says:

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    Lily cannot believe that Woo has a keeper. It will be interesting to see her reaction when she realizes that it’s true.

  34. gerardo Tejada says:

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    Lily is so cute and even more when she laugh! I think Im a Zoophile

    PD: Im going to be baned am ?
    PD2: classic mistake, tell the truth, obiously she wasnt prepared to se the truth (like the matrix man!)

  35. Mystery Penguin says:

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    @gerado

    YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

  36. lilspirit16 says:

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    No laughing at the awesomeness of woo! D:< ….but…Way to go Woo! they got totally owned in that last strip! xD

    hmm….I do believe rubbing chest hair does mean what you say it does Shippou-Chan :3 And I’m sure nothing will interfere with the friendship! :3…on the other hand…
    More suspense and plot twist! loving it! woot! x3

    1. OMG! a tag that says mating season! >:3 that explains the situation with Woo and The other 2 raccoons.
    2. If Lily meets Sandra, This may mean no more worries for Woo and the whole YouTube Incident! xD….hopefully. O.O [ I'm strictly on Woo's Side! D:<....Let the guy keep his manhood! D: ]

    Final Comment: [ yeesh more things come to my mind after a post. -_- ] I will not be on to see the rest of Sandra and Woo webcomic updates! :[ I have to host an event with camp for awhile! [ where Woo's buddies will attack me again and steal my glasses while I'm asleep! Dx...racoons eh? x3

    ---

    [EDIT BY NOVIL: MERGE OF MULTIPLE POST]

  37. Shippou-chan says:

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    It should have been obvious that mating season is a driving factor from Woo’s thoughts just before he first sees Lily. Hormones are powerful little things, aren’t they?

    I do like that Woo is treating Lily like a fellow person/coon, though. I see Lily starting to see Woo in a similar light. I think this bit of fun at Woo’s expense is having a good effect, believe it or not.

  38. Caracalla55 says:

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    LOL Poor Woo his new lady friend is injoying a good laugh at his expence.
    But once Lily finds out how good treats & belly rubs from a kindly human feels like she’ll move in with him and be set for life. Mind you Woo has to ask Sandra if its ok first. ^_^

    This reminds me of a female Raccoon who moved into the attic of my garage about 10 years ago and had a litter of 3 kits. Once I found out I started to put out food for them and over a few months of the free hand outs they learned from mom to climb up into the window box and tap on the glass when ever their food was late.
    I got quite a chuckle out of them and I still do from their descendants that still hang about the place all these years later.
    But being wild critters I never tried once to give them friendly belly rubs as I like to keep all 10 of my fingers.

    Keep up the great work with this web-comic it brings back many fond memories of wild critters I have met along the road of life.

  39. Melkior says:

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    Hmmm….. am I insightful or just naive?

    Lily feels comfortable enough with Woo to fall down laughing at him right in front of him.

    This says to me that Lily still sees Woo as her Chosen Mate for the season.
    ***

    I’m in two minds about the relationship lasting longer than a season. On the one hand, Lily seems nice and a “running gag” of her gently teasing Woo about being a “pet ‘coon” might be amusing. Then on the other hand, having another protaganist around introduces another level of complexity to the story which may be detrimental rather than beneficial.

    (Suggestion Box) If I were the writer, I’d probably have Lily prefer to stay in the wild and raise her kits there. Lily could be a recurring character like Shadow and Sid rather than a constant character. (/Suggestion Box)

    I guess I’m saying Lily and Sandra could meet but I want the story to stay “Sandra and Woo” and not become “Sandra and Woo and Lily”.

  40. The Cap says:

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    Ok, I just gotta comment here on the last comic, which I just viewed a minute ago. I laughed my guts out. Saskatchewan is where I was born – Saskatoon Saskatchewan to be precise.

    Turns out that there are a few people that like the word, it’s made a few cameo appearances in movies and shows, most notably (in my opinion), in a Loony Toons Cartoon (Ali Baba Bunny, I believe).

  41. Melkior says:

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    @Novil
    Just a small suggestion. “…when she’s giving me…” should be “…when she gives me…”, otherwise you need to change the tense of the whole sentence.

  42. Moroni says:

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    Maybe Woo outta give Lily some treats and belly rubs so she can see what it’s like. :)

  43. HarryassedMcGee says:

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    I just dropped in from Broken Plot Device and found this cartoon.
    after spending an hour going though your archives I have to admit its as good as BPD and I just love your Coon Critters.

    BTW Moroni is right if Woo gives Lily treats & belly rubs he’ll have a friend for life and a bit more if he’s lucky….wink-wink-nudge-nudge say no more. ^_-

  44. Hobbes says:

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    @Solario the Visored:
    I have to agree, but can you imagine the dialog?
    “Hey, mom – she followed me home! Can we keep her? Please? Please? Please?”
    Or maybe…
    “Can we keep her? I’ll remove the Youtube videos!”

  45. Hobbes says:

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    Come to think of it, Woo is right… Lily DOES have no idea what she is missing. :D

  46. nichola says:

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    cause treats and belly rubs are as gangsta as you can get, yo!

  47. ekimmak says:

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    I predict when Lily and Sandra meet, they will glare daggers at each other. After all, look at what Woo did when Sandy and Cloud were getting close on the farm

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    Hehe… Woo, TMI – too-much-information – :) Besides that, he seems to be doing pretty well with Lily… for now – :)

    BTW, that’s a beautiful wallpaper graphic – thanks Oliver and Powree!

  49. Pica Delphon says:

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    Belly Rubs are the best, Well I can not say Best, But the Best is a good Morning Fur Brushing, Oh the Brushing I just go Limp, and do the dead Furry Post..

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