The current story arc started with this strip: Woo Has a Glue.
Update (28 June 2010): We improved the shading of the vet’s skin color. I think the new dot pattern works really well for black people.
- Bob Hayer: This ointment should help against the inflammation and the hair loss.
- Sandra: mpfl *
- Sandra: * That’s great!
- Bob Hayer: Too bad you can’t tell pets they won’t get a shot for a change, eh?
- Sandra: bmpff mhf wwwwlll mmhbf *
- Sandra: * I doubt they’d believe it anyway.
- Bob Hayer: Hmm…
- Bob Hayer: … Shall I get the crowbar?
- Sandra: mmmhfl pfffw mll *
- Sandra: * That’d be too kind.
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poor poor woo. 🙁
Hmm, I hadn’t even considered the “inappropriate face fun” aspect on first viewing this until some dirty minds pointed it out 😀
Given his overall pose (butt pushed out for a start), general thick furriness, and the deep unliklihood that this episode would be at all arousing (in “that” way, anyhow) to a semi-wild animal, Sandy is almost certainly just choking on a mass of chest and stomach fur right now.
Heck, even if her jaw WAS buried in his crotch, I refer you to my third point and suggest that there currently wouldn’t be a great deal TO make contact with. Not enough to make it through the fur anyway. On top of it all, PG13 means everyone is still like a Warner Bros character “down there”.
Should I be wrong, just take it as the north europeans’ famously rather relaxed attitude to body modesty 🙂 and their ability to differentiate between innocent contact and that with more prurient* thoughts in mind.
* this word may not mean what i think it means.
In other news, that new zipatone is indeed working well, particularly if I defocus my eyes a little. If I focus too sharply it starts having a strange effect, either sparkly, or looking like he’s wearing a fishnet mask XD
Yep, anything and I mean ANYTHING can be perverted if you try hard enough. I still recall my friend making it perverted when I shouted from the bathroom not to toss my salad since she’s got a tendency to throw out stuff left on the counter.
Better get it of quickly before she turns into a zombie…
this requires assistance from Gordon Freeman.
I don’t know if anyone else got this, or even if it was intended, but… In one of the first strips, Woo hid up Sandra’s sweater (from the rain). And now he’s doing the Facehugger thing…
ALIEN: You’re Doing It Wrong…
Sandra: “fmfirrmrsgrl…”
*Please hurry, I think he’s trying to lay eggs in my chest.
Crowbars? And the facehugging things in the game are called headcrabs… indirect Half Life reference!
This strip brought back some happy memories of bringing raccoons to my own fabulous vet (who looks a lot like Sandra’s!)
I love how he already has a crowbar for such an occasion.
… An opinion that earns me a disproportionate amount of hate…
But as a literalist, I really dislike the term “black people”. Mostly on the grounds that they’re not “black”… they’re brown. And “brown people” sounds silly. But honestly, some of them don’t even get below 128 brightness… to say nothing of the saturation.
I prefer the term “melanistic”… despite the potential for racial stereotype puns.
Likewise, I’m not “white”. I’m some gross pinkish, yellowish, occasionally translucent shade of pale… with bluish green vein lines in various places.
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Something even better is just not acknowledging any difference in colouration whatsoever… as it tends to be irrelevant for the most part. But even that some would take issue with.
@ SotiCoto:
I like the way you put all of that; it was so technical, the topic was, while at the same time minimizing potential for offensive language. Most comments should ideally be like that.
For some reason i read the voice of the vet in the voice of Sweet the Doctor from the animated movie Atlantis lol
“the new dot pattern works really well for black people” I know it isn’t, but it sounds absurdly racist XD
sevencube3 wrote:
Well, it was either to pick on the non-literalist way most people refer to race… or address the massive elephant-in-the-room that is Woo’s crotch attached to Sandra’s face (and she isn’t keeping her mouth shut either).
Naturally I reckoned that no matter what reaction I got for pointing out that race colouration labels are inaccurate… it had to be better than noting Sandra has a face full of Coon-Wang.
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[In hindsight… it is absolutely hilarious, no matter if I get downvoted for pointing it out.]
Now I kinda feel more sorry for Sandra than Woo.
jup-reindeer wrote:
That was kind of random. I’m not seeing it myself – aren’t elves usually described as being “fair”?
Hey! I got a joke!
What do you call a black guy who practices medicine on animals?
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A veterinarian, you racist.
Vet’s name’s not Gordon by any chance?
Cuz if it is… and there’s a crowbar involved… you get the picture.
For the record I did not see the tags before writing that.
So clear and easy to follow post. Thanks. Looking forward to your forthcoming posts.