![[0233] Blind Passenger](/comics/2011-01-03-[0233]-Blind-passenger.png "[0233] Blind Passenger")
The current story arc started with this strip: Dinner.
- TSA officer: There’s a problem with your luggage, Sir.
- Justin: Really? What kind of problem?
- TSA officer: Our sniffer dog has reacted to your suitcase.
- Dog: GRRRRR
- Justin: I can assure you that I’d never–
- TSA officer: We’ll see.
- TSA officer: AAAAH!
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So I guess I´m psychic or something. 😉 I knew he was going to get into trouble for having a live squirrel in his luggage.
You should always knock before opening the case. Never know what sharp-toothed mammal’s locked inside
Wait, isn’t this how Twelve Monkeys ended?
Oh dear, this could be troublesome…
@ Draco Blair: Sniffer dogs are trained to recognize things that are dangerous because of how we use them, not things that defend themselves.
Dog reacted because all dogs hate squirrels, even those on Pooch Cafe hate squirrels
As we all know from “Up”, GRRRRR translates to SQUIRREL!
The next time the TSA want to give you a pat down, have squirrel in your pocket.
Chicago? so Hazel succeed on flying to America then.
Poor Justin, if what I heard about TSA is right Justin will get interrogated and searched…
Oh well, stay tune folks!
“I’m sorry, sir, but that container holds more than 3 ounces of liquid. We’ll have to take you aside for a few questions.”
I got to see what happened. Yay! I hope that the family doesn’t miss their flight…
poor guy now he is going to be charged with animal smuggleing
@ Random:
Well since they are in Chicago instead of France, I would say they made their flight.
So where does this comic supposed to take place btw? Just because the squirrel mom is in Chicago, it doesn’t mean that the journey is over.
Hazel likes him.
I honestly think that the drug dog must have chased a squirrel in his time once or twice.
I got a rocket in my pocket… and a squirrel in my suitcase? :-/
(No one will get this one, but whatever…)
Guess that’s the last thing he was thinking of.
I can pretty much see Hazel running away and the officer standing there holding his finger looking at her mumbling: “Honestly… What are the odds?”
And the dog is like: “I knew it!”
@ Frank:
I’m sure people could use a squirrel in a dangerous way.
These days you get arrested for taking a nailclipper to the plane anyway…
Besides, selfdefending luggage sounds interesting. It sounds familiar actually… but I can’t remember…
Sic semper TSA 🙂
@ Someone: Have you read “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls”?
I know how they feel, sorta. It seems that TSA is obligated to give me the “random” search and flags me for some reason. And now they have those new machines?! I don’t think I’ll be flying any time soon.
What I always wonder, is why aren’t bags and luggage searched BEFORE they get onto the plane?
Love your comic!
@ demecowen:
Does a weasel in my pants count?
@ Tualha:
Someone should really tell this kitten that walls are solid.
Someone other than me… Oh you, Schrödinger XD
No I haven’t read it, but I’m a huge Douglas Adams fan and it seems like Heinleins work strikes in the same direction. It sure sounds interesting.
Thanks for mentioning it 😉
@ Spicynoodle:
craziest avatar ever!
I stopped counting after 7 Anime plus Spongebob…
This would be way more entertaining a movie then “Snakes on a Plane” 😀
Ummm… How come they didn’ find Hazel at the French airport? :O
BTW in the first panel I just love the look on the kids face, it’s just like “Awww MAN what now?”. XD
Looks like Alpha got a new job.
“Officer, why would I put a squirrel in my suitcase on purpose!? That’s nu-”
“Finish that sentence. I DARE you to”
Weird how I felt that this was going to happen. Hazel’s reactions are of course natural: after all, who wouldn’t panick when beeing somewere unknown and having someone ready to grab you for reason also unknown. Now tough, how will things end for that Justin guy and for the officer is still under debate (personnaly, i’m more waiting to know how this will turn out for Cid’s mom)
@ Someone: There’s a scene in it similar to this comic, so I thought that might be what you were thinking of.
Old ladies, children, and squirells with malevolent intent beware, the TSA is on the scene!
Moroni wrote:
Squirrels on a Plane! Samuel L Jackson can’t even said his famous line properly!
“Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these…” *get bitten by a squirrel* “ARGH! motherf***in’ snakes…” *get bitten again* “EYARGH! on this motherf***in’ pla…” *his nose get bitten* “AAAARGH F**K! I’m going NUTS!”
Note: Squirrels have sharp tooths, living in tree holes, doesn’t have gas stove/oven, love to wear make up…
Too obscure?
@ AckAckAck:
Argh, I type snakes rather than squirrels, can admin(Novil?) change it to squirrel please?
We need edit button 🙁
Squirrels have VERY SHARP teeth and very powerful jaws for their small size. That poor officer probably has twin piercings in his finger now.
But you know, the new “Squirrel Luggage Security System” (TM) would cut down on luggage handlers stealing valuables out of your suitcases. 🙂
The squirrel survives riding in the unheated, unpressurized airliner cargo bay and comes out biting. She must have been very hungry.
I wonder if airports have a written procedure for squirrels in luggage, or if they’d just have to wing it…
Ahh, Airport security at it’s best. If we look to the left you will see the guy with 20 pnds of coke in his backside go by.
forgot to wonder if the has a box cutter
squirrel meant to say squirrel, can’t type, or think. must be 4:30
began, ended, not sure. it all blurrs together in that movie@ Blitzkrieg1701:
stay loose boy! and it works better than when your a squirrel, your a squirrel for all times.@ Someone:
Now if only they had done this in “Snakes on a Plane”! There wouldn’t have been any problems at all!
😛
@ Delfiner:
Yeah, but then there would have been no movie. Or Samuel L. Jackson needing to be angry. That’s a lot less fun.
@ legion:
Because America is paranoid and has to make sure that you don’t bring any food, plants, or substances foreign to america into their precious soil.
I’ve flown international before, it took us no time to get into Amsterdam from the US, hardly any security, but there were, like, three systems of security before I was allowed back in my home country :/
its the O’HARE Airport oh SURE disease ridden varmits are aloud but a squirrel?No! what do they expect a mine inside it?
See? This is why I pretend to be a stuffed animal.