The current story arc started with this strip: A New Adventure.
- Lumberjack: HA HA! You’ve watched too many kung fu movies, you little brat!
- Larisa: Oh boy, a special attack! That’s going to be epic!
- Lumberjack: WAAH!
- Larisa: Somehow, I’m disappointed.
- Cloud: “Never show your full potential unless it’s absolutely necessary.” Another important teaching of Master Ye Thuza.
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hmm… so that Special attack is the good old Nut-cracker?
I agree with Larisa
So, translating Master Ye Thuza’s lesson: don’t show off!
b-but how many experience points did he get!?
What your enemy knows about you will make him cautious and prepared… but what he does not know will make the look on his face priceless once crushed pathetically.
Boot…TO THE HEAD!….errr…Heads?
Crude.
But effective.
I knew it. I like what his master said too.
So…in the end was option Number 3???
now…all cloud need is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUig18llPo
Aha! Very clever! See, I coulda sworn in the last page he was gonna kick him below the belt, but then I decided that was way too obvious to be “surprisingly” painful but then the fact that he did it while I was expecting him not to was the surprise after all!
Not that Cloud’s kicks aren’t roughly 9001 times as painful as any other human’s. That probably counts as surprisingly painful in its own regard.
call katamari….
coz this guy needs two new balls!
He will be remembering that surprise for many days!
At first, i was all like 0o0 a cool move!
Then i was all like ಠ_ಠ that was it?
A Wild Lumberjack has appered!
Cloud used one of Master Ye Thuza’s ten special attacks to cause surprisingly painful pain!
It’s Super Effective!!!
The Wild Lumberjack has fainted
Critical hit!
It’s super effective!
Wise words indeed.
@ Kael:
This started playing in my head as soon as I read this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLIg6WT7zM&playnext=1&list=PL392372859EDF34A8
You attack his weak point for massive damage!
So, _that’s_ where Uncle Fester has been hiding out, all these years… 😛
As Linkara would say in these situations, “I AM A MAN!”
but not me; I fight like a cheating bastard.
Special Technique of Master Ye Thuza : The Ball Snapper.
This was not included in the actual special technique list since girls do not have balls.
Actually Cloud isn’t supposed to hit girls at all…
Wow… I was right? Well what are the odds?
To be fair: It came by surprise and I’m sure it’s painfully painfull…
Normally I’d say that’s a cheap attack only allowed in ‘life or death’-situations or when threatened by rape… but considering the age and size differences and the fact that he was still holding Sandra it’s acceptable I guess… he has been warned and now his family planning “has-been”…
(And somehow it is a life or death situation… for Woo at least.)
@ Blitz:
“Here’s this giant enemy Lumberjack. I’m going to attack his weak point.. for massive damage !!!” 😉
Plus, if you don’t reveal your true potential people don’t want or try to compete with you. The only exception to this is powerphiliacs. If they think or figure out that they can’t manipulate you they become rabbidly stupid and usually reveal themselves for the social pariahs that they truly are within their social network. Meanwhile the scape goat usually has has a huge grin on their face. Sadly, being the vampires that they are the effects don’t last long before everyone is once again mesmerized by their charm.
I don’t like to catagorize people, but it’s really tempting sometimes. It makes things easier from a certain standpoint, but ultimately it causes more problems than it’s worth later on.
Doink! Without the knife= *Boot*!
That’s his hypercombo
HAH! Sucker…
How nice! Cloud gave him two achers to go with his morning wood…
Anyone want to talk Scrambled Eggs?
@ Shadow Wind:
No, but now that you mention it: The balls are inert.
…Well, my self defense teacher did teach us to go for the balls whenever possible. Still, I’ve never known a man to do that to another man before… XD
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
larissa is dissapointed but i doubt the luberjack is.
Where I’m from, that’s called getting the Unicorn Blues. Think about it.
Ow that looked like it hurt
I can safely say that I totally saw that coming.
Does his kick qualify as a head shot and / or a nutcracker? Either way, that’s gotta hurt and I’m pretty sure his great great great great grandchildren felt it.
Tfeth282 wrote:
that’s exactly how larisa felt
Cloud gained 100 exp.
Cloud leveled up!
Also, wherever did Sandra go?
It may be simple. But the pain was suprisingly painful.
Am I the only one who thinks the kids have suddenly turned into the villans, attacking random people like that? The one dude grabbed Sandra, yeah, but to get her out pf the area WITH FALLING TREES. Give that guy a medal for dealing with these psycopathic kids! “It’s dangerous! Let’s get you to your families!” (Crotch kick.) I mean….
they are NOW for certain @ Someone:
@ Nick/Tyrong:
I agree, but then then again the strange man didn’t exactly stretch Sandra’s itchy, and no doubt inappropriate whether worn, woolen, long sleeves shirt when he grabbed her. Excessive force all around.
Critical hit, it was super efective, hehe.
If his parrents would see this, they would be proud and dissapointed at this same time.
The ad above this comic says “Ball Launcher”.
Coincidence?
where’s Sandra you can see her arm being held by the Lumberjack but she’s not with the others running after the special attack
gf lumberjack
Boot to the… THAT’S NOT THE HEAD!!! D:
I can understand Larisas opinion, but hey I had a laugh so I’m satisfied. :3
I am reminded of this old commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJATGXHVK-k
*Cheesy Final Fantasy backround music*
Cloud level up!
Cloud learnt “Nut Cracker”!
Larisa found “Builders Helmet”!