![[0345] The Contender III](/comics/2012-01-26-0345-the-contender-iii.png "[0345] The Contender III")
- Tom, the talking toast: Hello, Sandra! I’m Tom, the talking toast. I’ll be replacing Woo as the main character in this comic since he’s just not funny enough anymore.
- Tom, the talking toast: I, on the other hand, am undoubtedly the funniest thing since sliced bread!
- Tom, the talking toast: Haha, yeah, very funny, eating the talking toast. You can put me back down now… HEY!
- Sandra: Mmm.
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In my mind, I can hear the Talking Toast talking in the voice of the Talking Toaster from Red Dwarf… Except I hear its Czech dubbed voice, so it’s probably pointless, writing it here… Still – I think they must be related.
FATALITY! (Toasty)
The lesson: if Sandra doesn’t find you funny, SHE WILL DEVOUR YOU RIGHT THERE.
Silly toast. You are a sandwich! Not toast. You even have lettuce!
ahhhh i really want to see more woo getting duck amuck treatment
As Slappy Squirrel would say “Now THTA’S comedy!”
In the second panel, it’s like Sandra is looking at the audience saying “Really? That’s the best they could come up with?” which makes the comic all the more enjoyable.
I’m surprised Woo didn’t eat the Toast from minute one. Keeping in mind that he has had no qualms in the past about eating other anthropomorphized characters, such as Tweety, or those mice he and Shadow fished out of a whole that time.
Hehe i have the voice of the “too busy being delicious” chocolate bar from drawn together stuck in my head
That’s not toast. That’s a sandwich.
HEY!! PUT THAT SANDWICH DOWN!! IT’S MINE!!
I love how Sandra just break the 4th wall in the second panel, thinking “Novil, are you serious?” and then proceed to om nom noming the sandwich guy (he’s no toast, he got lettuce in it!).
Well, that was unexpected.
All ready for buttering up, Tom finds himself heading for the toilet – by the long but not exactly scenic route.
Unless… the Hand of God arrives in time to stick a finger down her throat! (sorry)
Hand of God: Where is Tom the talking toast?!
Sandra: (innocent) I don’t know.
Sandra’s stomach: YES YOU DO!!!
Hand of God: ???!??!
Woo (stepping in): Ahem! I must ask that this interview be suspended, as my client, Miss North, appears to have eaten something that disagrees with her.
It may have been a little mean.
@ Joseph:
Actually I thought it was well deserved.
Tfeth282 wrote:
A BLT is best on toast! 🙂
Heh, forget about not making it out of the camping trip, this Tom prat wouldn’t have made it out of the first panel of the comic by the way things are going.
It’s a good thing she’s eating him… because he probably would’ve just loafed around.
@ Greenwood Goat:
HA HA HA HA! That made me laugh more than this strip! (Sorry, Oliver!)
tom would probably taste better with some nutella on him, otherwise he’s very dry and bland.
@ Draccoon:
I guess he didn’t succeed in buttering her up.
It could have been worse Heavy from TF2 could have found him.
Given his dialogue and apparent 1970’s lounge lizard mannerisms, getting devoured was probably the best thing for him.
Also, maybe breakfast wasn’t the best time to make introductions.
Okay. Definitely was not expecting SANDRA to be the one that ate him. Woo kinda dropped the ball on this one, not seeing the obvious solution for himself. Time to send Woo to comedy boot camp for a little re-education in the finer points of humor. High marks to Sandra though. She’s a keeper. d:)b
Princess Celestia: would you like some “dip”?
Sandra: “dip”, i don’t need no dip. I eat two dimensional characters like this for breakfast.
(two dimensional= toast is flat)
Lol, we all thought it was going o be woo, but he was to busy trying not to have his ass handed to him.
He could be funny if he didn’t try so hard. He’s also very arrogant, which I don’t find cute.
Sliced bread just isn’t that funny anymore.
That’s CRAZY. I made a little cartoon book for a Child Literature class called TIM the Talking Toast. 😮
Sandra doesn’t care much for his dialogue, but he does look tasty
What ISN’T sentient in this universe? It’d be a war crime every time I use the toilet.
Seriously, what else was Sandra gonna do? Also, she has eaten bits of the fourth wall before.
Good thing she didn’t use the knife first then.
That’s a mighty big sandwich. I’m not sure Sandra could eat the entire co-star. Might have to cut him in half and give the rest to Woo. Make sure the sandwich is still alive when you cut him, though.
Tom is now probbly thinking “Why does death take the best?”
Marmota wrote:
The only TV series where czech dubbing is comparable to original 😀 And well I think that toaster dubbing is supperior anyway
Will the comic now be named “Sandra and Toast?”
WOO! And the toast is hopefully gone forever! Don’t want to see him ever again!
Even so I LIKE TOAST… when it’s not talking.. and has lettuce on it … icky and cold… bwaah…
YEAH to non talking TOAST!
Crazy murderer….
Talking toast?
I see someone’s been spikeing the towns water with LSD!
Damn Shelbyville!
Oh look! The walls are melting again!
Funny, Woo usually would eat other creatures, but Tom gets eaten by other creatures. (Or in this case, Sandra.)
I WOULD DO THE SAME THING!!!!! FREE FOOD!!!! *NIghtmare Voice* : SCREAM INSIDE MY STOMACH!!!!
I like Sandra´s face in the 2nd pannel is something like “really? You’re an idiot…”
That toast talks way too much.
Better eat it, Sandra.
So in the end the toast….
*sunglasses*
Is toast.
Orko… Snarf… And now Tom the Talking Toast.
… so … beautiful …
It’s like “Scrappy-Doo goes to China”!
Why, Sandra, I thought you’d be glad to have a companion who probably won’t attack you at random.
Abel Undercity wrote:
Then again, if he’s that old, he must not be good to eat.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! nice sandra! this made me laugh but i dont know why exactly…maybe someone can help a wolf out? heh. i should not be laughing this hard…….
Wolf in Bears Clothing (Its the last thing they’d suspect)
NOM NOM! :3