- Tom, the talking toast: Hello, Sandra! I’m Tom, the talking toast. I’ll be replacing Woo as the main character in this comic since he’s just not funny enough anymore.
- Tom, the talking toast: I, on the other hand, am undoubtedly the funniest thing since sliced bread!
- Tom, the talking toast: Haha, yeah, very funny, eating the talking toast. You can put me back down now… HEY!
- Sandra: Mmm.







NOM NOM! :3
woo will be back. so i can safely say: and nothing of value was lost
I don’t think Sandra is impressed.
@ Marmota:
Agreed! Talky was such a silly character, now, near nigh everything toast related has this voice, or the voice of the Toast King from weebl’s ‘On the moon’
@ Tfeth282:
I believe in Germany any thinly sliced, white, square-ish breads like the kind we use for sandwiches here in the US are all called toast, whether they’ve seen heat or not. According to my German husband, it’s not real bread unless there are seeds or it’s round and chewy, or made with whole grains or whatever else. He had to explain this toast thing to me seeing as in the US it’s just bread unless it’s seen heat. Then it’s toast.
pffft! XD
Hmm.. Talking toast at what looks to be breakfast time. He’s just asking to be eaten. Wonder how he tastes?
And if he doesn’t taste good, I’m sure Larisa would love to have fun with him…with her toaster (aka her flamethrower) . Mmmmm. Extra crispy toast spread with butter and jam. Yum.
The Fonz jumped a shark.
Sandra ate the toast.
Yes, it was funny, but I still want Sandra and Woo back.
At least Toast/sandwich is a bit healthier than what Sandra was going to have
I’ll bet his limbs are licorice
@ Marmota:
And that’s why it must die.
person aly i would have but alittle butter on him before eating him XD
butter butter where did you go?
i wanted you so i could eat tom the talking toast
butter butter where ave you gone?
why?…it’s the end of the song?
oh well.
Why isn’t the comic called “Sandra and Tom the Talking Toast” yet? Sure, Tom may get eaten. But he has a starring role!
It’s simple. We EAT the Toast.
Yeah…DING DONG THE WICKED TOAST IS DEAD!
Wanna know who’s toast? TOM THE TALKING TOAST!
All toasters toast Tom the talking toast :3
Tom the Talking Toast…
*puts on sunglasses*
Just got SERVED!
Already I see the formula:
1) Toast comes in, making what LOOKS like a badass entrance but really something a poser would do.
2) Makes a joke, either lame or insulting.
3) Sandra and/or any other available human character EATS HIM while he’s kicking and screaming, COMPLETELY ignoring his cries for help.
4) Revived seconds later to repeat the process, only him having any memory of what happened previous but NEVER learning from it.
………….this might actually be hilarious the first few times! XD
Wa-nayyy, I’ve finally caught up! Now I have to wait for updates to read more. -.-
*sigh* and wait I shall.
I wonder if Tom’s brains were a bit burnt from the toatser; One cannot simply replace Woo.
It goes without saying that the gender-less bread person is greater than a slice of bread, especially considering the little monster is an entire sandwich. However, if I were to express my interest in this particular brand of humor I would need an Air Horn and a Sheppard’s Crook, perhaps a Scythe…. oh never mind, it looks like Sandy has solved the problem. Now wake up and find your pillow missing like a good contrived two dimensional character and we can pretend this never happened.
@ AckAckAck:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH [insert theme here]
@ Greenwood Goat:
Or she *puts on glasses* got herselfa “Snack Talk” :yeaaah:
Well that’s what I call a short career…
@ Blitz:
Actually I would have to say that the lesson is: Don’t mess with threaten Woo around Sandra.
Wait if tom the talking toast is tosted bread why is he a sandwitch notice the letus in between him
ahhh Tom We hardly knew ye
Wolf in Bears Clothing (Its the last thing they’d suspect)
I wanted this to happen :}
lol lucky tom hey im talking toast to wanna eat me