![[0354] Attack!](/comics/2012-02-27-0354-attack.png "[0354] Attack!")
- Richard: I won’t throw my daughter to a bunch of vampires!
- Armin Fish: Man-eaters, please, not vampires. The vampires are in the movie industry and we don’t get along with them very well.
- Armin Fish: Can you please take me to your daughter’s room? I’ll take her right along, if you don’t mind.
- Richard: Attack the evil man, Woo!
- Armin Fish: Ow.
- Richard: Good boy.
- Woo: Ew, totally rotten.
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So… is this an 80’s cartoon now?
and isn’t canibalism illegal?
anyway… go Woo!
Oh, and Cloud, use a phoenix dawn 😉
“Request: DENIED!”
Rock on, Woo!
So…it’s a zombie…?
@ JOSHI the Drako:
It’s not cannibalism – Woo’s not a human. 😉 (Or vampire, whatever.)
RICHARD sent out WOO
WOO used ULTRA BITE
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE
I’m guessing a bad dream at this point.
Oh, he wanted to literally eat Sandra. I thought he wanted to do something else.
Not that it makes the situation any better.
…what just happened? No, really, someone explain it to me. I’m lost!
So they’re in canibalism. I thought for a while they were in other illegal and not morally acceptable things involving children… :-°
Ok, he tastes rotten, doesn’t bleed and came apart rather easily. So it looks like he’s one of the lesser undead, but quite intelligent for it. The original Arabian ghouls liked to prey on children, and some stories describe them as being able to hold conversations at least, but they also tended to have doglike features. Still, with the sort of plastic surgery that’s available today… Skimming through the rest of folklore, there are many similar revenants and demons which might or might fit the bill – too many to go into, really.
Fortunately, this is all academic. Woo has shown that he’s not at all hard to damage. While “You cannot kill what doesss not live!” as Judge Death put it, you can’t technically murder them either, and you can make them very hard to put back together. So I think, in this case, that Richard and Woo should attempt to turn the undead… into mulch!
Here lies Armin Fish
buried along with his contract.
Rest in ISPieces!
His smile is gone. I knew it 😀
Comments have mentioned Fish’s pointy teeth, but I don’t recall any about his pointy ears.
Rotten meat, ew! Good thing Woo has had his Rabies shots or he’d be in real trouble.
Incidentally, what’s with Woo’s tail in the middle panel? The “fight” with Lily on 2012/02/16/0351 is the only time his “banding” hasn’t been as precise as an archery target.
AHAHAHAHAHAA!!
How about acta next?
i think he meant the man-eater, armin, not woo@ Ajedi32:
Wow, he must have a really strong jaw.
Woo! Super Spinning Cherry Blossom Nut Squash! Attack!
He’s a ghoul! Undead cannibal. Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Send for reinforcements.
I’m pretty sure Woo didn’t even need to be told to attack the man…
It seems like Woo…..
*sunglasses*
Is doing some “hands-off approach” to tackle this problem.
Go Woo! Use Crunch Attack!
*Woo used Crunch attack! It’s super effective!*
Explain? Pwease?
@ AckAckAck:
Fortunately, I think Armin has been successfully dis-armed.
B)
Like how Richard throws Woo like a Pokemon =P
No battle plan survives first contact with the employer.
@ Hobbes: Whoops. Scratch that.
No battle plan survives first contact with the customer.
Hmm… If Woo hadn’t spat him out, he’d have a new name entirely.
Armin Raccoon.
@ Moxie Man:
Or more playing with dolls.
@ WolfieMario:
That was hand-down a good pun.
@ Deko:
More like Crunch, LOL.
Kind of strange that the guy gets his arm bit off, and all he can say is, ‘Ow.’. Not even ‘OW!’ Not even a single ‘!’, just ‘Ow’ and ‘.’. For a guy who just lost his arm he’s awfully casual about it.
@ WolfieMario:
And adding to the insult, Richard will non chalantly ask “Need a hand?”
This looks more and more like a Bobby Ewing shower scenario. (Google TV shows, Dallas)
@Greenwood Goat
Would you want to grow anything using Armin mulch? Better response convert to mulch, then Richard: Larisa, we have some stuff for a bonfire,care to come over and play?
I wonder if Cosa Nostra Exterminating does undead…
WAY TO GO WOO!
Rest In Pieces. Cutbacks must be a bugger in that industry. Blood and cohesion optional.
@ JOSHI the Drako:
Actually in most countries it’s not. However, Desecration of a corpse IS.
Sandra’s father uses raccoons to attack invaders, I would use a claymore however…
Though considering the possible undead aspect, maybe a flaming claymore? xD
Does he also not have a soul?
Woo uses Smite Evil, scores a critical hit and chops off Armin’s hand.
Richard is casting Turn Undead, Armin Fish flees in terror.
Now Woo, hit him with your Water Canon Attack!
GO!
@ adamas:
I’m pretty sure there is exception for corpses that walk around your house.More and more countries are getting zombie-apocalypse-aware.
@ meh:
That’s a given knowing the profession he is in, making people sign away their firstborns.
Shoulda planted more seeds in his frontyard, too keep guys ähhh zombie things like him away.
Guess Armin’s been… disarmed!
Go for the eyes Woo!
I hope he doesn’t have rabies…
The man, I mean. Not Woo.
Woo used hyperfang on Man-Eater Grunt.
Critical hit!
Man-Eater Grunt fainted.
Man-Eater Boss is about to send in Man-Eater Grunt.
Will you switch your racoon?
Wow, after he got his hand bitten off, all he has to say is “Ow.”
Yeah, I had a feeling he wasn’t human… and my god! no blood!! :O 😛