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![[0354] Attack!](/comics/2012-02-27-0354-attack.png "[0354] Attack!")
- Richard: I won’t throw my daughter to a bunch of vampires!
- Armin Fish: Man-eaters, please, not vampires. The vampires are in the movie industry and we don’t get along with them very well.
- Armin Fish: Can you please take me to your daughter’s room? I’ll take her right along, if you don’t mind.
- Richard: Attack the evil man, Woo!
- Armin Fish: Ow.
- Richard: Good boy.
- Woo: Ew, totally rotten.
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Did anyone notice the red eyes of death?
As confirmed by Woo. He’s not just rotten, he’s bad to the bone
Does anyone else notice his red eyes?
@ AckAckAck:
yeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Never haggle with a man who has the option to throw an angry raccoon at you.
@ Darth Killer:
Well, why would you think that? It was never said or even implied.
However the cannibalism reference WAS laid in the last one, so if there was any pedophilia here, it came from your mind, entirely.
Well Woo, how were you expecting a man rotten to the core to taste like?
Yes, I do imagine that would illicit an “Ow”.
I’d say, he’s rather a zombie… OH NO, THE ZOMBIE INVASION IS COMMING!!!
Go Woo, go!
Not that Armin would/will find Sandra manageable once Cloud found/finds out <3
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Zonic: Um, great going, Woo…… urm… why don’t he bleed? He shuld be bleeding. seriously HE SHOULD BE BLEEDING! *starts to panic* HE SHOULD BE DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! HE….. *sighs* I’m cool, i-i’m cool.
@ RennisPuniceusTora:
I thought claymores were high explosive – what’s the point of adding flaming on top of that?
Pointy teeth=vampire
Eating things of the same species=cannibals
Arms that easily snap off=zombies
Rotten=evil
Armin Fish=evil canibalistic raised-from the dead vampire?
@ Random832:
Claymores are also a type of large sword; from ancient Scotland I think. 🙂
That just went really surreal really fast… technically it did the moment the guy walked in wanting to eat Sandra, but Woo completely biting off a guy’s hand?
Other than that… hehe, looks like the meat eaters have class after all, since they don’t like the “vampires from the movie industry”. Should have been more clearer and said books or something. ALL FAIL TWILIGHT!
dont worry woo i know the perfect place to hide the body!!!!!
Wolf in Bears Clothing (Its the last thing they’d suspect)
@ Greenwood Goat:
Now that’s an interesting part. Since it never showed up before i was only assuming that aside from the talking racoon part the comic-book was real-life-based. But here, the theory of supernatural seems very tempting. We’ll see. 🙂
@ a person:
What are Woo’s IVs and EVs, tell me ? 🙂
qq wrote:
I meant that most countries prosecute “Cannibalism” as “desecration of a corpse” because they don’t HAVE laws dealing with cannibalism.
what just happened?! XD
Hfar wrote:
Like chicken! Everything taste like chicken!
Bucc-i wrote:
except the actual chicken of course…….
Wolf in Bears Clothing (its the last thing they’d suspect)
1. eat first born
2. ????
3. PROFIT!
Use ketchup next time. Everything is better with ketchup. Well, almost everything.
Woo:OBJECTION!
I didn’t know Sandra’s Dad was a pokemon trainer!
Just caught up with this comic and <3 it oh so much!
Now where’s my garlic, salt and pepper?
@ Ajedi32:
He meant the man, The guy wanted Sandra to eat her.
” ‘Tis but a scratch!”
“A scratch? Your arm’s off!”
“No, it isn’t!”
“Well, what’s that then?”
“I’ve had worse.”
“You liar!”
OMG, did Woo just SPEAK in front of Sandra’s dad!!!
@ Kat:
Nevermind, missed the thought bubble… that would’ve been funny, though
@ AckAckAck:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
@ rallyjr:
Holy Grail, Batman!
A bit late, but I think there’s an error in the last panel. He isn’t wearing that ridiculous grin like in the first two.
@ JOSHI the Drako:
Cannibalism refers to a human eating a human. Do you see dear old dad chewing on the corporate swine?
@ Deko:
I would have used “Hyper Fang”, or “Crunch”, as it is basically a stronger version of “Bite” by 20 base power, and lower defense instead of making the opponent flinch and…
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Err, sorry, I got carried away. I think I’ll stop talking now ^^’
Oh geez he ripped his hand off!
Go woo!
@ WolfieMario:
Of course not; Woo knew that his owner (Sandra) was in danger, so he must have been motivated to attack the man.
@ Jh5kRadio:
DUH! Like al corporate lawyers.
@ Jh5kRadio:
@ Random832:
He was probably referring to the sword. And there’s no point adding “flaming” to that, either. It’s already overkill enough.
As for the mines, they’re really more of an explosive-powered shotgun and incendiary shot actually could improve their stopping power, especially at a distance where only a one or two pellets hit.
@ JOSHI the Drako:
he’s a zombie! they don’t get along well with vampires
This little arc is entirely transparent in its inspiration.
dem corporate zombies
Vampires…Ok