[0367] The Worst Kind Of Device
└ posted on Thursday, 12 April 2012, by Novil
Have you already read the news entry about the Sandra and Woo fanart contest 2012 (with prize money)?
- Blade: I wouldn’t get in there if I were you.
- Shadow: Why not?
- Blade: The worst kind of human lives here.
- Shadow: The worst kind of human?
- Blade: Yes, the worst kind of human. A hunter!
- Pink: …… a fox-hating hunter!
- Shadow: Oh dear.
- Blade: “Oh dear,” indeed. Did you see the brown crate next to the garage?
- Shadow: Yes?
- Blade: It contains the worst kind of device.
- Shadow: The worst kind of device?
- Blade: The worstest kind of device!
- Blade: A FOX A-TO-MI-ZER!
looks like bluffing to me
Sounds like someone who “has an associates degree from VermTech”…
Up and atom!
Poor Sid. How will he walk with no legs?
DancingMoon wrote:
City folk trying to take advantage of a country boy, if I’m not mistaken. Poor Sid, and poor fox family! I hope our fuzzy friends can make it out of this bind!
The problem with these situations is that if you believe them, turns out they’re scamming you. Don’t, and they were telling the truth.
Careful, Shadow, you’re dealing with foxes, it’s wintertime, they’re smiling and overacting and one of them wears swimming goggles… Not a good sign!
It’s a lie, he’s trying to keep the good shit for himself!!
If I was Sid, I would walk right through that fence. There is a 90% chance that person actually loves foxes and leaves food out for them.
A fox atomiser? You mean the thing that a fox lady keeps her fox perfume in, so that she can mist it all over her foxy self? >:=)>
Shadow might be desperate enough to try it anyway.
@ Greenwood Goat:
I have no clue. I googled it and got:
A random article on foreign college students
Electronic cigarettes
And a Roblox death image.
Because these TOTALLY relate.
beware of foxes wearing goggles…
@ Neospector:
In the world of Sci-fi, to “atomize” means to break someone/something down into individual atoms (or at least, microscopically small particles). In other words, picture a ray gun that essentially vaporizes the victim :p
Knowing most things, there foxes are probably scamming Shadow and are trying to keep the food for themselves.
Knowing THIS COMIC, the guy beyond the fence is quite possibly a fox hater and they’re overreacting because it’s a REALLY BIG DEAL.
Sounds like well spoken pile of shit to me. He’s either bluffing or severely over exaggerating.
Cool goggles… 🙂
Wait… What city is Shadow in and what are the chances that’s the home of one of our protagonists?
@ ekimmak: So true…
Pix wrote:
Good point…
@ Landbark:
BFG-over- Nine thousand?
When they mentioned “fox atomiser” was about the time he should have called bullshit lol.
This is the WORST! POSSIBLE! THING! *magics over a couch and faints*
@ …:
What? I really mean it this time!
My first thought was, “When did Sonic the Hedgehog characters find a portal to Sandra and Woo?”
@ …:
lol rarity. like this fox, such a drama queen.
Now, this looks fun.
Or a beartrap. Beartraps are pretty bad, too.
@ Draccoon:
pfffft…
@ Landbark: Big Friendly Giant?
I think we missed one big question here:
Why is there three foxes that can stand straight like human and having opposable thumbs?
THE
WORST
POSSIBLE
DEVICE!
@ Lord Detrius:
Big F-ing Gun x3 You should only ever be scared of a Big Friendly Giant if he’s clumsy … cus well one misstep and it’s all over.
ekimmak wrote:
its a lose lose situation! we can never win! good thing im not a fox!
Wolf in Bears Clothing (its the last thing they’d suspect)
@ Lord Detrius:
Try large copulating firearm.
the way he talks reminds me of the fox from the Disney version of Pinocchio.
@ Sand Fox:
doggles exist… I know there are people in russia who keep foxes as pets (i’ve seen documentaries). Plus, they’ve conducted studies to determine how long it would take to domesticat foxes for scientific purposes. This seems like a “preppy” neighborhood. Keeping exotic animals may require licensing, However, if you think your pet needs doggles then you can afford the handler fees and training. A good example of this is the US military, for whom doggles were invented. A bad example of using pets for warfare would be Samson tying torches to their tails to set fire to crops. I also heard foxes were used as courier animals at one time.
Am I the only one who finds a fox with goggles totally awesome?
@ Dartpaw86:
No you are not. Which might be another reason I think of Tails as the best character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
The tags say “Blade, Pink, Shadow”. The foxes in this comic series have really cliche/really simple names don’t they!? XD
@ Draccoon:
PERFECT!! XD
@ Kramegame:
Who’s Sid? XD I don’t remember Sid being short for Shadow!
@ Greenwood Goat:
Where the HECK did you get that impression? 0_o
@ Renia:
I agree!
@ Roger:
Who said anything about losing just his legs?
@ Wolf in Bears Clothing:
Wolf in bears clothing = one BADA** wolf! (whether he had to get it from a store or from an actual bear, he had to go through some sort of fight or extreme sneakiness to get that bearskin!)
Sand Fox wrote:
My first thought when I read that was “What in here has anything to do with Sonic the Hedgehog and would thus give you such a thought? Tails doesn’t exactly wear goggles all the time, if he even wears them at all! And Shadow isn’t a fox in the Sonic series, so that can’t be right either!”
Pix wrote:
That actually never occurred to me. How much ya wanna bet that this will either end with Woo or one of the others aiding him, or it will show Shadow walking away from the house in disappointment and we will see Sandra and her little family eating dinner or something through the window?
i’m gonna roll a bluff check.
Escaped pets and that hole has a cage on the other end? Would explain the goggles.