The first strip featuring Cloud in 2012! This one is definitely in my personal top 10 list of Sandra and Woo strips.
- Alien #1: Fine, run away. Your loss!
- Alien #2: I told you from the start we should try it in Kansas. The people there are always happy about an abduction.
- Banner: CONGRATULATIONS! 1000th alien abductee
- Book: The Theory of Everything – Now available in English!
- Medicine: Panacea – Family size package
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Aw, now he’ll miss out on the probing! Everyone considers that as fun as I do, right?
@ Moxie Man:Nor the best PR firm.
and for the rewards of the other 999: skinned and mounted, frozen and microsectioned, etc
TAKE ME!
Not necessarily. I left it open enough that it could be a “probe” joke, or a “lobotomy” joke, or a “replace with a pod person” joke…who knows what these aliens are capable of 8/
Sorry, that last post of mine was directed at neospector and I can’t edit posts.
@ tahrey:
This is true.
One of your favourite strips? You really do seem to like strips without Woo don’t you. Since he’s barely in the comic anymore.
I don’t mean to be bitter or mean, but please. I miss Woo :'(
Maybe the aliens could’ve asked nicely? :-/
@ illeatyourself:Then you probably also like Pixar’s short “Lifted”, where the abduction fails in a slightly different way.
well… that was random
I think the aliens intend to abduct Cloud in order to fix our people bomb problem by making him unable to have children.
AHHA!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!…*cough* that was funny ^.^
Wolf in Bears Clothing (its the last thing they’d expect)
@ Indigo Steel:
WHICH Doctor? (pun-unintended…. though now I have a strong urge to see Matt Smith dressed as Dr. Facilier [or at least carrying his rocking pimp-stick] saying “Voodoun is cool”) I want to know which voice and what gestures I can expect when I imagine this scenario. To me, it sounds most like the eleventh doctor. But I admit I have limited experience with the first eight
Ah yes. German humour at its “finest”.
I expect at some point you were also considering more custard pies and perhaps a banana-peel?
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And I expect this strip is completely canon too… like all the other non-sequitur weirdness that keeps happening.
That looks exactly like a UFO my uncle and I saw in 1969. We lived 40 miles north of Vandenberg AFB which is well known as a research facility. To this day I have no doubt it was an airship (blimp) from there. The Air Force revealed years ago they experimented with disguised lighter than air craft. We saw lots of strange sights in the air back then and they always came from the north and returned to the south. Hmmmm.
Auuuuuuuuuuugh!!! The aliens are back! @_@ Hide! Flee! Run for your lives! Take shel– Hey is that the theory of Everything? Cool, I always wanted a copy…
@ Raye J:
Well, I had originally intended tenth, but it does seem more like eleventh…so definitely eleventh!
The Theory of Everything? Well, now these are aliens I would beg to abduct me!! : D
Wow, this is the first time Cloud has been scared.
MaxBrains wrote:
Quite. Assuming those aliens are about human size, those bars look to be about a litre in volume, which if they really weigh 1kg would imply a density approx. equal to water. Gold, on the other hand, is almost twice as dense as lead.
One thing I find weird is people really seem to have no idea just how heavy metals really are, despite fairly frequent exposure to them. Take the squirrel with the gun recently, for instance. Even a derringer like that would almost certainly weigh quite a bit more than she did, despite being smaller. I guess most people have most experience with Aluminium, which has about a third the density of steel or copper, and therefore underestimate how heavy most metals are.
At least that book wasn’t titled, ‘To Serve Man’
Guys, you need to ease him into this kidnapping.
your lucky this comic has woo in it because i’m starting to lose interest it had a story then lost a story
@ Neospector:
i know the feel man, this comic is to emotionally attached to make those sort of jokes on this
Aww, he could have gotten some panaceas. You never know when you’ll be hit by unwanted status effects…
@ Moxie Man:
Yeah. I mean, haven’t they ever heard of a teleporter beam?
@ Alexander B:
The aliens need to start advertisting their anal probing as “Free Colonoscopy”. I’m sure a lot of humans would be lining up to be sure they don’t have colon cancer.
@ Raye J:
I was thinking of Tom Baker. At least, that’s the voice I could hear in my head as I read the comment.