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![[0386] Savior Of Mankind](/comics/2012-06-18-0386-savior-of-mankind.png "[0386] Savior Of Mankind")
[0386] Savior Of Mankind
└ posted on Monday, 18 June 2012, by Novil
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Knowing woo, I would be genuinely afraid of that happening.
Sandra is our savior!
No Math until you decide to do her homework as well, Woo.
Mankind as a whole would be safe, but the embarrassment of being beaten by a raccoon in a maths test could easily prove fatal to individuals.
Actually Sandra, a lot of “smart” animals are easily distracted, you only need to know their weakness.
Raccoons: Salmon, or in this case, some kind of toy.
Squirrels: Tell them to count their nuts, a lot of Squirrels has OCD tendency, this will distract them for days.
Dogs: SQUIRREL!
Foxes: Pride, just tell them that they are the best, no need for math and science. They will leave happy.
Giraffes: They’re too busy plotting evil plans. Just tell them that their plans already obsolete and they will return the drawing board, again.
Now we have to be much more vigilant at these animals instead:
Octopuses: Their domain is under the sea, if they can solve simple math problems living in for thousands of years under the sea undisturbed give them a chance to solve most mathematical problems.
Cats: Soon…..
Crows: They never forget.
And the animals we can’t compromise at all:
Honey Badger and Tasmanian Devil. Or both at the same time. They’re going to ****in kill ya! (Pardon my French).
@ Petah-Petah:
Woo can always use Hobbes logic.
To teacher: “My pet raccoon stole my book to learn maths and eventually challenge humanity’s intellectual superiority”
Or… maybe Woo is learning Math to get a job of his own and mail-order his own salmon!
Why would Woo want wisdom?
Sandra’s sapient species sacrificed so! See!:
Live Life link
Simple solution: salmon supply.
Wonderful water wader.
Smart move. Dolphins are dangerous enough. We don’t need raccoons entering the battle as well.
Rise of the Planet of the Raccoons.
And mankind is once again saved by a shiny object.
@ AckAckAck:
Finally a human with some slight sense of intelligence.
(In other words, great comment. Made me laugh.)
You have claws and superior agility, as well as teeth, on top of your already impressive mastery over the english language. If you master technology Woo, the end of our reign as top species is nigh!
He knows our plan…
This web comic makes me want a pet racoon… Except with my luck, instead of being able to talk it would just have rabies and maul my face off.
X/
Considering standard raccoon diplomatic tactics we’ve seen in previous comics, this was a close call.
And at this point he snatches the book and runs out to Shadow screaming “I HAVE THE SECRET DOCUMENTS!!” who then prompty tries to eat the paper in the book.
If raccoons ever learn how to multitask between work and play, mankind is screwed. Woo already knows how to use a computer to surf the Internet, so it’s only a matter of time.
@ Frozenwolf150:
And what make you think there aren’t already raccoons (and cats, and crows, and others) on the Internet?
Certainly some of the posts I see give one paws for thought…
@ kztxl7:
Watch out for the dolphins with guns! (reference to the Ricky Gervais show)
I can just imagine Woo going to school. It would be so cute, and a really wacky story arc.
If I know cartoons, just put a shirt and hat on him and no-one will notice.
You guys are saying that mankind will be destroyed if Woo knows too much.
But actually it’s the opposite. The discovery of an animal with human intellect will actually further science and if they know what makes Woo smart, they can use his genetics to make other animals smart and create a whole new race of intelligent animals creating an united Utopian society where humans and animals live as equals.
Or maybe all animals can already talk and Woo’s the only one brave enough to admit it.
@ Silverwolf:
And penguins with guns!
(Referencing Futurama)
@ Dartpaw86:
I mean in the Sandra and Woo universe they’re already screwed because Squirrels are armed!
The last thing we need to worry about is the rise in the panet of the racoons.
When was the first time?@ Random Guy:
“The intellectual superiority of Mankind?” We have such a thing?
@ demarion:
Woo asks that question all the time…
Actually I found this, TOO LATE!! http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2011/09/26/0311-woo-the-math-genius/
this is an allegory of the government/high class of my country
Saving the world from raccoons is getting too hard now days. But don’t worry we found new ways stop them now.
Wait to refer to Humankind as all men, Woo!
@ Petah-Petah: I hear by proclaim you…REDEEMED! I wouldn’t mind a clever assistant.
@ Dartpaw86: That, aaaaaand It would really be awkward deeming whom STAYS on the ‘editable’ and ‘product’ list.
Unlike This dimension –>http://www.housepetscomic.com/
I’ve given this comic some serious thought and have deemed IT’s creator brilliant! The message contained within these frames are the visions of a prophetic visionary. I look forward to the manifestation of such illuminated manuscripts as Woo rises to Sandy’s alarm clock in an East panel to a distant zenith point measured by his rake ruler high above the Earth. In turn humanity witnesses the Right Ascension masked coup and transforms from an animal into a stone of the K-Corona of the Sun. Sandy takes notice and castrates the letter “B” from her initials to join her pet monster in Arkansas as she realizes that no other Man who’s initials include R.A. loves her unconditionally. Together they plant 64 devoted seeds at a Levant Rasak point in the sands, to grow and branch into a vibrant Tree of Life that displays an illuminating a colorful Rasa that inspires, Rules, and Defend Mankind.
Dartpaw86 wrote:
Or Madagascar?
That was just harsh…
Iemand wrote:
I doubt her teacher is asign a 11 good a math for her age work out of a Grade ! + 2 book [that’s math for begininer]