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![[0388] Lecture](/comics/2012-06-25-0388-lecture.png "[0388] Lecture")
- Ye Thuza: We don’t call old ladies “imperialist scum.” Say sorry to Mrs. Winston.
- Yuna: Sorry, Mrs. Winston.
- Ye Thuza: And we certainly don’t shoot plastic arrows at old ladies. Say sorry to Mrs. Winston.
- Yuna: Sorry, Mrs. Winston.
- Ye Thuza: Where did you hit the old hag?
- Yuna: Right between the eyes!
- Ye Thuza: That’s my daughter!
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[Look at Mrs. Winston on Panel 3, she looks pretty satisfied /)]
Best Parent on earth…reminds me a lil bit of mufasa training simba on zazu…for some odd strange reason XD
Actually it was up higher, but at least she’ll get more cred this way.
Extra points for being a headshot!
Hahahahaha this made my day :’)
Nice shot!
Ten points for headshot lol
That’s some… “interesting” parenting. XD
It looks like that Imperialist Scum is oppressing even Ye Thuza. Then again, Ye Thuza would probably shoot her in the forehead with a plastic dart…from atop a building.
It’s true, the old woman looked like a hag. I think she was a mean, strict old woman who deserved that vigilante justice.
It all makes sense now: Ye Thuza is training Yuna in the art of one shot-one kill techniques, both physically and mentally!
This week – Headshots when the target least expects it.
Next week – Fatalities – How to use them and how to scare your enemies with them..
Next Year – how to reach level 99 as fast as possible and build your own weapons of mass destruction from videogames.
Bah. It was drawn so small that we aren’t able to see the little round love bite left by the sucker, which, given her aging connective tissue and sluggish vascular system, will sit there luridly on her forehead for weeks or possibly months. Nor can we yet see the “Shout loud – I’m deaf” sign that’s going to be stuck to her back.
If only I had parents like that. XD
@ illeatyourself:
My mom actually complimented on my F-Zero skills yesterday while she watched me for a brief moment waiting for me to answer her question. It was one of the best unexpected moments of my life. XD
@ illeatyourself:
Those are the moments i treasure in my life. My mom was a RPG finatic when i was young, but logn before that? She played Megaman. She could even push the B button on the NES controller good enough to rapid fire X3
“We don’t? What sort of scum do we call them then?”
and the best mom reward goes to…..Ye Thuza!!!!! XD
Ye Thuza,
She train Cloud in the art of close combat.
She train Yuna in the art of ranged combat.
This is her gambit, she’s training superheroes for the future. For Burma.
“… and most importantly, WE DON’T GET CAUGHT WHEN WE DO THOSE THINGS ANYWAY.”
I think Ye Thuza’s gone a little crazy… but can you blame her?
and then Yuna and her mother proudly fired at Mrs. Winston …THE END!
Hee hee… Ninja Yuna.
Why can’t ALL parents be like Ye Thuza? Better aim, to strike my enemies with, would be very much appreciated. AND for self-defense.
I’m not sure if Ye Thuza is setting a good, or bad example. ;-P
When I was a kid my parents and I had a very good relationship and I told them everything, I loved it when mum was called in to see the teachers who began with “your son did this or that” and my mum would answer, “Yes, he did, he did this because you did that”. THe look on the teachers’ faces when they realised that there was actual communication going on and Mum didn’t just know what I’d done wrong, but also what they had done wrong.
BEST
MOM
EVER
Old lady walks off. Problem Solved! Back to the swing!
still can’t understand why the old bat was shouting at children “on a playground!”
it’sl like moving in near an airport and then complain about the noise.
… wait people did that too.
So THAT’S how she became such a good shot!
Why did i expect this outcome 😛
Stick up for your children, but teach them to be honnest!
Honnest, not that they cann’t have secrets for you.
I disagree with the ‘best mom ever’ comments.
The best mom ever wouldn’t have made Yuna make a fake apology if she didn’t believe she was wrong. She would have stood up to the bullying old bag for her.
I love that She gets away with calling ms.winston ‘old lady’ TWICE, in her face!
Man I want a mum like Ye Thuza! She sure does know how to play the game 😀
So, I randomly found your site today. It must’ve been about 1.5 hours ago and I went from the first comic all the way to today’s’. I must say, Best 1.5 hours of the day so far.
@ m:
It happens all the time in real life, there are old people all over that can be just insufferable and we kind of have to just pretend to be nice and endure them. But we can talk smack behind their backs all we want.
@ trebthegamer:
Not just “did”; -still-.
Better an urchin than a hypocrite. If you get serious about it, that is.
Why is Yuna wearing a raincoat?
reminds me of my first fight at school, my parents listened to the schools explaination, looked at the kids I “savagely attacked”, scolded me all the way to the car. “so let me get this straight, you took on a kid two years older then you, his friend, gave them both a black eye, AND this was because they were picking on a girl in your class. I’m thinking ice cream.”
Come on, Ye Thuza, you should know better. It’s not ok to let the old hag go thinking she’s right to yell at children for being noisy in a playground, of all places.
Disturbing the peace? Honestly, it’s a playground! Also, very impressive shot . . . I pity the SLORC once Ye Thuza’s children take action . . . actually, I don’t pity the SLORC (ruling body of Burma–I refuse to call that nation Myanmar until and unless a representative government changes the name) at all, scumbags!
acts like my mom
Looks like she deserved it, anyone who get so much satisfaction from little kids being scolded deserves a few plastic arrowa
She’s trained her well.
@ Jenthura:
If you noticed in the previous strip, there were puddles on the ground when Yuna ran away.
noooooo i hit the last page lol rading 4 years of work in 1 day 😛 great job though cant wait to read more
Nice parenting skills there,
Teach your children that it’s okay to lie by offering fake apologies with no respect within your heart, and practice being a hypocrite. Knowing this, I wouldn’t trust either one of them ’cause you would never know where they stand in any given situation.
Can’t have honor without truth : Your words and deeds have to match what’s in your heart.
OMG, in the German version, Ye Thuza calls her an old WITCH!!! Thank God for my high school German class!!!
As a kid, I hated being forced to apologize, and I equally hated having other people being forced to apologize to me. I always figured that if your apology is sincere, you will give it of your own will, and if it’s not sincere, nobody wants it anyway.