![[0414] The Test III](/comics/2012-09-24-0414-the-test-iii.png "[0414] The Test III")
- Sandra: If I cut myself “by accident” I’ll have to see a doctor and miss the history test. Woo, I need you to bite me!
- Woo: I don’t think that’s a good idea. Raccoon bites are very painful.
- Sandra: It only needs to be a small cut, not a flesh wound!
- Woo: Fine, then, but you asked for it.
- Sandra: OW!
- Sandra: That hurt!!
- Woo: Are you sure you’ve completely grasped the concept of “pain”?
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Wait, Sandra’s brilliant plan to get out of this test is “make everyone think Woo’s got rabies”?
I’m loving the second panel.
No.
No she has not.
Sandra, I don’t think a small cut is going to warrant seeing a doctor and missing an entire history test. Maybe try something else?
@ Blitz:
I have a feeling, that this all wont end very good… Especially for Woo…
Its a good start but it’d be better to run in a panic and “accidentally” trip and hurt yourself
Oh dear Sandra, I think you are going to find out what a horrible idea this was. Yes, I see far-reaching potential consequences, especially for poor Woo.
Ouh that’s a bad decision Sandra. You don’t know what the local govt will do to Woo if they hear about you going to the hospital because of Raccoon bite.
I remember getting a bad case of Dengue Fever, I never notify my local health inspector but when I went to the hospital the hospital notify the local authority and they smoke the whole area with mosquito killer. Sure I’m glad with that because those mosquitoes are problem but Woo on the other hand…..
@ AckAckAck:
Yeah, and who is going to believe when Sandra realizes this and explains that she *asked* her pet raccoon to bite you?
Sandra, don’t blame Woo when it blows up in your face.
Woo, feel free to blame Sandra if it blows up in your face too.
Sandra, don’t blame Woo when it blows up in your face.
Woo, feel free to blame Sandra if it blows up in your face too.
Sandra: Yes.
Woo: Really?…
Sandra: NO!
@ LupisLight:
I think I can already predict the storyline for this one.
@ Blitz:
The time that every pet owner, who asks his pet to Bite him, talk to himself: “has My pet been vaccinated?”
Ah, the old “the dog ate my forearm” story. She should have gone for the newfangled “alien abduction” tale. Cloud would have backed her up on it at least…
But the sound effect says “Pinch”. Didn’t even break the skin.
At the moment, Woo is clearly the smartest being in the room.
Sandra can miss a bunch of tests once she has rabies! 😛
That’s a bit of an extreme way to get out of a test. 😕
I feel sorry for Woo.
To all the people mentioning rabies: keep in mind, Woo is a pet, which means he goes to the vet; we’ve even seen them there. One of the things the vet does is vaccinate pets for rabies. The story for why Woo bit her could be as simple as “We were play fighting, and I got a little too rough, so he bit me in response.”
This can end in nothing but Trouble. Sandra, Sandra, Sandra.
Clearly, Sandra did not listen to a wise creature’s commentary on pain:
“I don’t like pain. Pain hurts.” – Daffy Duck.
I think Sandra has grasped the concept of pain quite well, now that it’s too late. :-O
Test 1 Sandra’s history
Test 2 Phone’s history
Test 3 Woo’s history
It is proven that a bite from a talking raccoon causes were-raccoonism
@ tanukichu:
Argh. Beat me to it.
Sandra: “Well great, first my finger, now my butt hurts too!”
Woo: “That’s…because you’re growing a tail.”
Sandra: “Oh, well, that explains…wait, WHAT?!”
Then what if Sandra has to take the test anyway?
Richard: “I don’t believe this…first, you get a ‘D’ on your history test. Then you get detention for turning into a raccoon in the middle of class.”
@ Xerxes:
“My pet raccoon ate my homework.”
“But…he bit your hand.”
“I know. My homework is in sign language.”
@ tanukichu:
Was going to make that same joke, then I remembered it already came up in a past strip:
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2011/02/17/0246-unpleasant-surprise-i/
Oh. And Woo? You are likely soon to find this out the hard way, but Rule #1 for interacting with humans: Never ever EVER EVER bite a human. Even if she asks you to. Biting a human, regardless of intentions is just asking for trouble.
@ Silverwolf:
Now that you two have brought it up, I’m crossing my fingers and hoping for some wereraccoon shenanigans too. Hey, anything that gives us a general idea as to why Woo can talk or if that’s not the only thing special about him, and maybe even Sandra walking a mile in his (lack of) shoes. 😛
Even if that’s not the case, I imagine there’s plenty of drama to be had if a raccoon, a creature generally known as a pest, were to bite Sandra and see how horribly things can backfire if Sandra goes through with the excuse.
Looking forward to Thursday!
Sandra and Woo’s Freaky Friday? Werecoons…. I like both situations.
@ Crow T R0bot:
Woo better have his license and rabies tag on him when the “man” comes knocking…
I hope Woo doesn’t get into trouble for this. It’s not wise for raccoons to bite, because all the humans react really badly.
Sandra, you’re smart enough that you could probably do just fine on the test without studying. I mean, you get all your homework done, you listen in class, and you are basically an all “A” student as far as we know. If you listen in class, is skipping the test really necessary when you still have a good chance at a good grade?
I would have got him to scratch me, it looks more like a cut and probably would hurt less.
Even when vaccinated against rabies, raccoons and other animals, both wild and domestic, carry bacteria in their mouths that can a severe wound infection should you get bitten. Rarely happens, but definitely not something one should entertain.
That pain was surprisingly painful.