[0426] Larisa Has Learned A Lesson
└ posted on Monday, 5 November 2012, by Novil
- School psychologist: … and for all these reasons, it is absolutely not okay to dress up as a dangerous pedophile for Halloween rather than as a harmless pirate or ninja.
- Larisa: If you say so.
- School psychologist: So do you understand that pedophilia is a way too serious topic to make fun of it?
- Larisa: Yeah, I’ve learned my lesson.
- School psychologist: Which is?
- Larisa: Only take candy from a stranger if he’s really hot.
She hasn’t learned a damn thing.
“… and then set fire to his van.”
Eh, at least she won’t go with (ugly) pedophiles. Small, but that’s a step forward.
No, Larissa. The lesson is, “Only take candy from a stranger if it’s the sort of candy you can’t easily find in stores. Like Cheesecake or Flan Kit-Kats from Japan.”
Totally missing the point there, Larisa…
You guys got it wrong. What she mean is that she will burn the stranger with a flamethrower and wait until the stranger’s body heat reach 373 degrees kelvin. Then she loot his candy supply.
Someone wrote:
A step forward? more like a step forward then followed with a step backward.
Larissa, dancing on the morality line since….
*check the date of Larissa’s first appearance*
February 12th 2009!
Stick to the established precepts, Larisa! Only take the candy when you can pry it from his cold, dead hands. Or just catch it as he frantically tries to beat the flames out. And torching vehicles is a major source of pollution (at least in your neighbourhood!) and should be avoided… unless you can trap him inside it or park it on top of him first. >:=)>
I suppose she takes refuge in the fact that no one expects to take the final panel seriously.
“And the only way to make sure he’s hot is if I burn him, of course.”
Is THAT her school psychologist?!?! If I hade a school psychologist like that I will alwasy find a way to go to her office
By Hot, she of course means Roadsters.
Or Hot Wheels.
Larisa, don’t you pay any attention to popular culture? The socially acceptable way to do it is to dress up as a century-old vampire who seduces 18-year old girls. There’s absolutely nothing creepy or disturbing about that.
Harmless…pirate or ninja. Harmless.
HARMLESS.
AHAHAHAAHHA.
HAHA. HA.
*ahem*
You want larissa to be harmless dress her up as something she can’t move in. a moogle maybe. a giant moogle. (not a tonberry… they have knives…. >_>)
So, no more Lupin III costumes for Halloween, from now on? {=(
Larisa, I will only let you go trick-or-treating if you promise never to take candy from strangers.
Actualy Larisa if this was the lesson everyone would have taken candy from you 😀
And it just goes to show that pedophila CAn be made fun of. And well, at that.
Why do I have a feeling we will soon see a comic in which someone offers Larisa candy in a totally innocent way?
iemand wrote:
I think people keep forgeting her diabetes… she would be suicidical to take candy from anyone… well taking it would not be the issue… eating it would.
So, anyway, her van is parked outside.
*The content of this lesson may differ from its intent.
I’m kinda felling sorry for the pervs! They may think she’s a sweet, innocent, controllable little schoolgirl, and end up whining in a ditch muttering, “Bad touch! Bad touch!” while their van burns!
And you know . . . I’m beginning to wonder if maybe she DOES say things to spend more time with the counselor!
Taking a toy gun to school? Not a good idea either. Let alone a blank gun… Must… resist urge to get one… to try it out!
“Harmless pirate or ninja.” Pffft.
Ozimul wrote:
Against loaded 9mm gun they are pretty harmless.
Paeris Kiran wrote:
Not if they fire their 154 mm gun first.
I’d tell the psychologist to take her prudish crap and shove it.
a ‘harmless’ ninja or pirate….sure….maybe if Larissa isn’t the one in the outfit. I coudl see her with actual weaponry to make her costume ‘authentic’.
The psychologist actually asked what lesson it was Larisa learned. Somehow I’m a bit surprised she was that thorough. I guess Larisa gets sent here frequently enough that the psychologist knows what she’s dealing with.
Also, is Blitz okay? Haven’t seen Blitz’s comments since Sandy swung by.
@ Insectoid:
Actually, Larissa is on point. It’s the school therapist/counsellor/whatever who’s dumb.
“Harmless pirate or ninja.” Pirates aren’t harmless. Pirates were, and are, dangerous people. As for ninjas, there’s no evidence to suggest they didn’t even really exist, but if so, they were armed, dangerous people.
Larissa is pretending to be something dangerous for Halloween. How dare she.
I am wondering exactly where she got that idea. And why she would end up in the office for dressing up as a pedophile if it’s part of the spirit of Halloween. I mean, it’s not like she dressed up as Hitler and actually looked like him or anything.
@ Jason:
…people carry non-authentic weapons? What’s the point of a sword that can’t… shutting up now.
@Carlos : I think it comes down to a few hundred years of separation in danger. I don’t think if she had dressed as a modern day Somali based pirate it’d be a “harmless” pirate. Although personally I think her choice was wonderful if a bit touched artistic expression drawing attention to a serious issue and one that her classmates should be aware of. Perhaps next Halloween she could dress as Mary Phagan.
@ Someone:
Too small to measure… o_o
Dear Lord… Sometimes, I genuinely worry about Larissa. Is she really trying to punk the whole world, or is there something really, really wrong with the way her mind works?
Rock wrote:
The answer is “Yes.” Then again, my answer to any “Is it this or that?” question is usually “Yes.” 🙂
There is a For Better or Worse comic collection titled “If this is a lecture, how long is it gonna be?” or words to that effect. I have always felt and said the answer is “About ten hours more than it was going to be!” I mention this because Larisa clearly is not making it out of counseling anytime soon . . . . neither are her parents . . .
@ Colin:
Dunno – when I’m dressed in formal (Dress Ross or Black Watch,) I do indeed have a REAL claymore (very large sword) in a baldric on my back, and a REAL /sgean/ /dhu/ in my right sock (and several other items you DON’T see…)
And yes, I do know how to work with them. I’ve been asked at formal events to give demonstrations of sword-handling, so I ask for a twenty-foot circle (minimum) to do so.
No point to a non-functional ANYTHING. I may peace-bond my blade, but it’s a real blade…
Looks like Counselor Troi has gotten a new job after the TNG Movies went south.
@ alicemacher:
Flan Kit-Kats???
And who would want to dress up as a pedophile?
And HOW would you dress up as a pedophile?
Is that like dressing up like a serial killer, ’cause they look just like everyone else?
@ cerement:
That’s WHY he’s really– oh, shoot, AckAckAck pretty much already said that.
DON’T YOU HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
Oh, so it’s not okay to dress as a pedophile, but it’s okay to dress as a mass murderer and thief, or as a masked assasin. That makes a LOT of sense.
school psychologist: *face palm* I QUIT!!! GET YOUR SELF A NEW psychologist!
Wolf in Bears Clothing (its the last thing they’d expect)
Two days later…
News headline: “Local pedophile assaulted, beaten, car stolen by little girl”
Okay, Ms. “School psychologist” whilst I agree that Sandra is pretty harmless, you may want to rephrase your first line, before Yuna catches wind of it.
Oh,how cute. She thinks pirates and ninjas are harmless. The fool.
It’s like talking to a dang brick wall,isn’t it? LOL @ Strife:
well, both pirates and ninjas are tecnically a lot more harmfull than pedophiles, but no one really notice this as they both have been romantized a lot by our culture..