[0438] Relationship Talk
└ posted on Monday, 17 December 2012, by Novil
- Larisa: I had a dream about us last night.
- Landon: Okay.
- Larisa: And you did something very stupid that made me really mad. I want you to promise me that you’ll never do such a thing in real life.
- Landon: Okay, what is it?
- Larisa: When the time monster lashes out with its razor tentacles, don’t run away like a chicken, attack it with your flamethrower!
- Landon: Okay… I promise.
- Larisa: Every boy should know how to behave in such a situation!
Razor tentacles? I’ve been trying to figure out a good shave since I was twelve!
(I’ve since switched back to a straight razor – shaving is still a pain, but it’s back to being a contemplative experience instead of just a quick facial scraping…)
Spaceballs: The FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!! FWOOOSH!!!!!!!
Maleficent is proud Larissa!
Er….what?
I’m sorry….not fond of this strip. I’m guessing it’s supposed to come off as random, but it comes across as Larisa being a bit mentally disturbed, and not in the funny ‘ha ha’ way.
Truer words have never been spoken Larisa… truer words.
OMG! In Gaia Ryn slapped Sarah so hard, the comments closed!
Now I can’t make any off handed puns about slapping.
@ Bucc_i:
I’m pretty sure they’re closed partially to avoid the inevitable, strongly misandrist backdraft that happens whenever violence is male on female (although nobody seems to mind female on male) and partially to avoid puns like that. Although I admit, that one wasn’t bad.
Avian Mosquito wrote:
Yeah… funny I finally busted some time to actualy read Starship Troopers (original) and there is careful explanation why carefully dosed violence actualy works. (Somehow I am forced by experience to concur with statement “Spare the rod, spoil the child.”)
(Pain is natural learning mechanism, if something pains or end result is pain, it is NOT good for your long term survival and you should terminate the action immediately)
Contrary to that angry streak may not be that good… after Lilith is freed there is someone pissed off who will inevitably point to Ryn… and that is really not good for him.
Unless he puts himself in highly visible possition long way away from prison break in right time.
But well, girls wanted equality… hell EU proposes mandatory 40 percent female representation in leadership of companies (why it does not makes 40 percent female mandatory representation in police, armed forces, mining is beyond me…) so why treat them differently at all in anything?
Avian Mosquito wrote:
If you already know before that a comment section will become a battleground it’s better to just keep it closed. In two week, almost all the rage and/or strong opinions about that particular page will be gone and the story can go on without a major disruption of the community.
Ry Rodriguez wrote:
I think it should have become clear over the last years that Larisa’s actually “a bit mentally disturbed”. There was a psychatry-related best-seller in Germany recently which had the title “We treat the wrong ones – The normal ones are our problem”.
@ Novil:
How was that qoute “Don´t try to teach pig to sing, it wastes your time, and it annoys the pig to no end.” (Robert Heinlein… one of the “sci-fi trinity”, others beeing Asimov and Clark).
As long as this society tries to bend everyone to be “equal, average and same as everyone else” were are doomed to fail in the end. We got forward because we have left people like Isaac Newton, Cavendish (discovered of Hydrogen), Einstein, Tesla shine in what they were doing.
There wasn´t anyone trying to engage them in what they did not like, no blatant attempts to “socialize” them… it simply would not make them happy. And they would simply live “misserable” life and possibly cracked…
Most people when they see how Newton or Cavendish “socialy” lived think they must have suffered… problem is most people simply do not get that both Newton and Cavendish would most likely suffer if they lived the “normal” life.
People keep asking why other people “crack” and go on shooting sprees, because that is simple- rest of the universe simply did something they hate so much that it is untollerable, wheather it is lack of attention and help, or too much of attention and help.. Those who went it all the time in small doses are actualy less dangerous than those who try to contain it.
So yes novil… Normal society is currently the problem, because it tries to make everyone part of itself. Even those who have limits on how much they can tolerate it.
Old joke, but still good= A man is rudely awakened by his crying wife. “You hound” she cries. “How could you!?!?” The man is desperately trying to think of what he did, can’t think of it, and asks her. She yells at him “I had a dream where you were flirting with another woman!” The man is stunned. “But but that wasn’t me! It was a dream!” “Shut up” she says, sobbing. “If you’re like that in a dream, what must you be like in real life!”
Larisa doesn’t care if the monster dies, she just wants to see it burn.
@ demarion:
Except she actually told him his mother was a female dog, correct?
poor Landon, she’s gonna be a fun one, but you’re gonna have a tough time keeping her from burying you alive boyo
I’m imagining the cast of S & W being recast as the Planeteers and Larisa getting water or earth–things that normally dont burn in and of themselves.
@ Paeris Kiran:
must be blood… because the only fire on shadow warrior is the goron head 😛
What if he runs away in search of a flamethrower? Do chickens do that?
So anyone else wondering why Larisa’s Parents got her 3rd Birthday? (( a game with Aya Brae from the Parasite Eve Series. )) Or was I wrong in thinking that she was talking about a Reaper from that game? (( The Monsters all move ‘Backwards’ in time as they use up the resources in their current Timeframe ))
Pfffft. A real man would set it on fire with the power of his mind alone.
You have to take off your shirt to use to wrap around the tentacle first, then hoist it into a nearby tree. Afterwards, you should pour gasoline into it’s gasping fanged maw, which corrosive properties will stop it from unleashing a deadly howl. Then you can leisurely light it on fire and watch the sucker burn from the inside out.
Yes this YouTube movie namely many superior than previous one, this one has comely picture feature for well as audio.
Hey at least she didn’t go completely irrational on this one! Some women will just get mad at you for doing things like that in the dream and not care whether you did it in real life or not.
Larisa is most sane girl i have met in my life, including both the real and fictional one as well