- Richard: You want me to drive you to the forest so that you can look after Woo’s girlfriend? At half past midnight? In the pouring rain?
- Sandra: When you purchase today, you’ll not only receive this 12-piece chores set! No!
- Sandra: I’ll also make sure that this em-bar-rass-ing photo of you in a tutu(*) will never be posted accidentally on Facebook.
- Caption: (*) = A lost bet.
- Richard: I’ll get the keys.
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safetypin wrote:
I would also have been punished for the blackmail not the photo, though via a trip to sore bottom city , not grounding ad Sandra’s age. and the Bribery woun’t work either becuse while I did get paid for bonus chores, but regualur assigned chores were simple part of the family maiintaining the home and not negatiable.
but that been said my parents would have driven me just to waylay my woories given the assurnce they could wait in the car for me.
Now you know why I don’t bet on the sun rising in the east. No embarrassing photos of me out there. LOL.
Dad: “Young lady… can you even FATHOM the vast number of embarrassing photos of YOU I have accumulated during your lifetime? I’ll give you a hint: you didn’t come out of the womb potty trained.”
Sandra: “…I respectively retract my empty threat. Let me just delete that image file…”
Dad: “See that you do.”