[0492] Yuna Has The Atom Bomb
└ posted on Thursday, 20 June 2013, by Novil
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- Blackboard: Bullying Prevention Day
- Instructor: For example, what would you, … Yuna, do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
- Yuna: Oh, that’s easy.
- Yuna: I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case, …
- Instructor: To write something to your teacher?
- Yuna: … make sure that it’s really sharp, …
- Yuna: … and ram it right into her eye at full tilt!
- Instructor: . . .
- Yuna: Mom always says the pencil is mightier than the knife because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school.
You gotta admit, it’s a pretty good logic.
Worked for me back in the day 😉
well yuna, u seem to hav done it again. uv proved to us how much of a genius/hitgirl you are.
Seems Yuna still needs a few more lesson on stealth.
That’d do it.
@ Red:
not too many more.
after all, she had the full attention of the teacher (and probably everybody else in the class) and STILL scared the bejesus out of that girl and the teacher.
“How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.”
Next Week:
Yuna: “And that’s why I was suspended from school.”
Yuna’s mom: “Let’s go get ice cream!”
I somehow doubt anyone is going to be bullying Yuna now, if they were ever inept enough to do so in the first place. Another success story for Bullying Prevention Day!
Alright. If I don’t bring my kids up like Tuna was brought up, I’m parenting wrong.
There is no more certain way to get the teacher to make the other kids leave her alone.
There are times when I worry about Yuna…
…and other times when I wish she was my sister.
Pencil = Jam it on someone’s eye.
Pen = Jam it to someone’s nose.
Big ruler = Smack people with it.
Small ruler = Use the thin part to cause skin pain.
Rubber eraser = Shove it up someone’s throat.
Tablet = Smack people face with it.
Laptop = Smash people head with it.
School bag = Put a brick in it.
School books = Tie them up together, perfect for makeshift flail.
AckAckAck wrote:
Wait shove the eraser UP their throat? Ouch.
This sounds like something Larisa would do, except she would probably set something on fire first.
I generally aimed for the arms. One thing about pencils, though: The lead can sometimes break and get embedded in the skin.
@ Garrett Williams:
And that’s a bad thing, how?
Any object in your hand can become a weapon, you just need training from Yuna/Cloud’s mom!
American Public Schools™, ladies and gentlemen…
Yuna’s suggestion gets the Slappy Squirrel Seal of Approval. Bullying doesn’t stop when you ignore it, it stops when the “bully” is too afraid of you to think you’re worth the trouble. XP
I’m surprised no one’s mentioned the teacher’s expression in the last panel. That is priceless! XD
@Who, me: I gave your comment a thumbs down on accident when I tried giving it thumbs up. Sorry 🙁
ball point pen is better. harder, less breakable.
We are using compass (that one for drawing circles) to self defense in our school.
I have done this
Not to the eye but yes I have done this@ Brothernature0:
Honestly, ANYTHING can be a weapon. Hell, I’ll make it simpler in Pokemon terms:
– A wild Bully appeared!
– Yuna sends out paper!
– Paper uses origami! *folds into some pointy thingy*
– Bully uses growl! It’s not very effective….
– Paper uses peck! It’s super effective!
– Bully
is fatally woundedfainted!Priceless 🙂
I don’t know if going straight for lethal damage in the actual situation would be a good idea, Yuna, but you’ve certainly done a good job of at least guaranteeing that anyone in your class who is still stupid enough to try bullying you after hearing/seeing that deserves whatever they get. I doubt you’ll get many takers.
Sorta glad I didn’t have someone like Yuna in my classes in elementary school; I’d probably wet myself if that was demonstrated on me.
… Ye Thuza needs to start teaching Yuna about suppression holds and other techniques to stop people which do not involve heavy injury and/or death.
@ Speedddogg:
You REALLY don’t wanna know where that chain of events started. o_O
I got suspended from school for two weeks because I punched a kid in the arm with a freshly sharpened pencil. I was in the second grade at the time. it wasn’t so much on purpose as it was a knee-jerk reaction to the guy laughing at me because I couldn’t blow my nose quietly. drafty, cold and humid rooms made my allergies act up and I had a doozy of a head cold at the time.
@ alicemacher:
Do you wanna know how Yuna got these scars?..
@ Rock:
Rock wrote:
that would indeed be a good idea. Personnaly I think Yuna’s reaction is a tad too violent (even if really efficient, I must admit)
And now … I love Yuna!!!
Yuna, do not stab someone in the eye with a pencil. Use a pen. There’s a chance that the lead in the pencil could break off and be traced back to you.
Yuna: “Well, if they bullied me REPEATEDLY, obviously they didn’t get the hint from the black eyes and broken bones…”
Elaborate wrote:
black eye? A really sharp pencil rammed into one’s eye at full tilt leads to a severe perforation of cornea (or sclera), followed by the loss of vitreous humour, vitreal detachment, potentially retinal detachment and total blindness. Not to mention the immense pain. Even if retinal detachment doesn’t occur, having a gaping hole in the eye (I don’t mean the lens) certainly doesn’t help clear vision. Nor does the loss of refractivity when the vitreous body is replaced with air. Nor does the intraocular bleeding.
Black eye is caused by hemorrage of the surrounding tissue, not to the eye itself.
Anybody wants to correct me in any of these things?
@ Honnza:
I’m pretty sure @Elaborate meant that Yuna’s pencil trick was to be used only in the case that repeatedly beating up the bullies aren’t enough to persuade them to stop bullying her.
@ Garrett Williams:
reminds me, back in 5th grade i got stabbed in the arm with a freshly sharpened pencil, and the lead broke off and stayed in my arm. when it healed up i had a tiny nearly permanent black dot on my arm. (dot is still there 15 years later, it’s faded but i can still see it)
Why so serious, Yuna?
In my third grade, I threw a chair (and in my school, chairs were 2/3rd steel) at other student, bacause he insulted my dad. In my first grade, I threw scissors at classmate for annoying me.
In hindsight, there must’ve been reason why nobody bullied me, despite being sickly, fat with glasses.
Well, I never actively looked for trouble, so I had opinion of “good boy” among teachers.
I did something similar when I was at school, except it was with a compass (One of the nice, sharp ones) and it was stabbed right between two of the ribs. I got suspended, but it was worth it. Ah! The pain of others! Delightful!
Anything in the hands of a professional/freedom fighter girl is deadly weapon. You should see what she can do with a jump rope.
Yuna dear, we understand, but have some mercy on your poor classmate. I don’t think she appreciates being used as an example.
I pity the little pigtailed girl right now. ^^;
By the way, have we seen her before? Does she have a name yet?
I quite agree! No point in speaking to a teacher, they will do nothing. They’ll TALK a lot, but do something? Such as kicking the bully out of school permanently? Nope, mustn’t do that. I say, if the bully is to be permitted to attend school, its parents must bring it to school each morning. In class it sits at a desk separated from all others. The teacher in each of its classes escorts it to its next class. At lunchtime it eats in a separate room. When school is done it waits by the teachers’ lounge for its parents to come pick it up. It of course will not be permitted to participate in any after-school activities or clubs. As well, it must wear a smock saying ‘Bully Scum” over its clothes each day. Its photograph will be posted on the school bulletin board, with cautions against speaking to it or acknowledging its presence. Do this for a year for every incident. If it and its parents seek to ameliorate its deserved status by transferring it to another school, inform that other school of its conduct.. By inform make sure all the students at that other school know what it is like. As for its parents, inform their bosses and co-workers of their child’s conduct, along with their neighbours. Should they and it move to another city, state, province or country, ensure those who will have to suffer their presence are warned in advance.
And that demonstration will be enough of a deterrent with the way school rumour mills work to see her safely through high school, and maybe get some willing apprentices too.
alicemacher wrote:
Just don’t make it this magic trick.
As much as I love her, I can’t help but foresee a parent teacher conference in Yuna’s future. Really soon.
Mustn’t give away combat secrets dear.