[0494] The Golden Age Of Raccoons
└ posted on Thursday, 27 June 2013, by Novil
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- Woo: During the storm, when the feeling came over me that Lily was in danger, was that you?
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: Yes.
- Woo: Wow, thank you! The gods rarely interfere in the lives of us mortals, right?
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: Yes, but this time I deemed it proper. Because one day, Lily will give birth to a kit who will lead the masked ones into a golden age!
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: Raccoons all over the world will gather under her banner and build a civilization that rivals the one of the humans two thousand orbits ago.
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: No. Don’t just believe everything your goddess tells you!
“Don’t just believe everything your goddess tells you!”
Well… Is the best religious advice that I have heard in a lot of time. Where can I join this religion? 🙂
Hey Woo did you hear that Lily was going to call you’r first born ‘Gullible’ in respect to Seeoahtlahmakaskay.
@ Greenwood Goat: Simple. Ask what color your eyes are.
“Whom the gods would goof upon, they first ‘boopeth’ their noses,” so sayeth Seeohtlahmakaskay.
@ Frank:
Same here, if a godess where to say something to me I would believe every word.
wow, that goddess is straight out of Okami! At least she looks like she is.
Wait…the last one wasn’t just a joke? Sweet. Also,”His name shall be Sly Cooper.” XD I couldn’t resist.
@ David Nuttall:
Actually Russians have some Viking ancestry. Scholars believe the name of the country is derived from the Rus Varangians, Vikings raiders who conquered the country and ruled over them in the early Middle Ages.
Surtur wouldn’t be out of place.
David Nuttall wrote:
What about Loki, god of fire, mischief, and chaos?
I for one, welcome our new Squirrel Overlords. Hail Foamy!
Oh come on, a secret raccoon society would be awesome. Can you imagine?
Well, I guess you did…
this is a very okami styled witty classy raccoon, gives that tanuki wisdom wibe as goddess
Abel Undercity wrote:
Now that was *funny*.