Check out the great fantasy/sci-fi comic Gunnerkrigg Court by Tom Siddell if you want to see more of Sir James Eglamore!
- Cloud: ?
- Sir James Eglamore: And that’s exactly why I’m against mixed P.E.!
- Sir James Eglamore: Let’s find another place for our duel.
- Cloud: Watch out!
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I find mixed P.E. improves physical output. It worked on me when I was in highschool. Having the girls on the other side of the gym.
And the heart attacks O__O
This doesn’t look good for them…
1. Females attracted to badass-ery
2. Evil hearts dispatched to neutralize source of badass-ery
3. Badasses become more badass by vanquishing evil hearts
4. Repeat step 1 with exponential growth
Loop termination: incapacitation of Cloud and Sir James Eglamore! Dun dun dun…
Yikes, the power of love is more badass than I thought!
I wonder where Sandra and Larisa are during all of this…
When Kingdom Hearts attacks!
Slight crossover-continuity error: Eglamore runs a mixed P.E. as seen in the scene starting here: http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=34
Unless I’m misunderstanding the term Mixed P.E.
I forgot about this cross over while I was trying to catch up With Gunnerkrigg Court……hmmm you know…he looks more chinese in “SnW” than in the original
Oh noes, looks like that last blow might have damaged a much-loved ‘ship! Now the war-‘ships sailing into action! Can they defeat the onslaught? Will Larisa be able to burn the hostile ‘ships? Will Sandra be able to manifest a giant mallet and smash them?
Sandra: Certainly! Here it comes!
Larisa: Back off, Sandy! I’ve got this!
Sandra: Oh yeah, boyfriend burglar?! Eat hammer!!
Eglamore (to Cloud): Once they land their first blows, we vanish, OK?
You would’ve though a Dragon Slayer would be more mindful of his surroundings.
They can’t win, don’t they know you can’t fight love!?
(that’s a joke, you can totally fight love and win)
Last panel: Shipper’s heart trying to sink the ship.
Some say love, it is a river,
That drowns the tender reed.
Some say love, it is a razor,
That leaves the soul to bleed.
Some say love, it is a hunger,
an ever-pressing need.
But I say love, it is a flower,
And you, it only seed.
— The Rose, Verse 1.
Knock out the false feelings with true love.
If you look carefully in the second panel Zoey’s eyes aren’t facing straight =P
Having just re-watched “2001 – A Space Oddessy”, I feel like saying “Oh my god, it’s full of hearts”.
Heh heh. And that was before I noticed the page quote for today.
That looks like some very malicious love.
You have very good cultural reference ! (2001: A Space Odyssey)
— just another assidious reader
…”Zita the spacegirl”?
WTF!
*WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING JAMES* *MY MIND IS GOING, I CAN FEEL IT, I’M AFRAID* DAISY, DAISY, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER TO, I’M HALF CRAZY, ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU…* James works with a lot of A.I.s, so It wouldn’t be surprising…
It seems that everybody’s got a hungry heart…
And while Eglamore is dueling with Cloud, Annie is lighting a wolf-tree-man on fire in the forest.
That’s like, crazy fanfiction absurdity.
Wow, and I thought Eglamore couldn’t get any more epic 😀
Well, I guess you could call that… wait for it… HEART ATTACK!
Okay, I am leaving.
@Kiru
Fanfiction logic works like this:
Can you write properly?
Yes>Write fanfiction
No>Write fanfiction anyway
Does the story make sense?
Yes>Write fanfiction
No>Write fanfiction anyway
Does the number of characters exceed one?
Yes>Ship the characters
No>Invent OC, ship characters
I can’t do flowcharts that well in comment form.
Zita the Spacegirl reference, huzzah!
I think this crossover might be close to jumping the rails, if it hasn’t already.
The hell?
That reminds me of way back…
There she is!
What, no more Zoey development?
Eagle0600…
You got the term correct. There’s just a small problem when it comes to physical education between genders in the ‘court.
The problem is simple… try to tell Jones “No”.
Sandra’s heart???
wait… what is it? What’s happening? Sudden Gunnerkrigg crossover was already goofy enough, but this… heart attack… oh god…
Ok, this comic is quickly gaining levels in awesome. Unless it turns out to have been just a dream, a hallucination or a fictional in-universe story, like Cloud vs drugdealers. But I believe it won’t.
@ Anime fan:
I hear you
@ Sambo:
This could be more Zoey development. After all, we don’t know who’s heart he broke. It might have been Michelle’s…
Oh my God, watch out! It’s a Yandere Heart!
@ Eagle0600:
Just because he doesn’t like it doesn’t me he isn’t forced to run it. He probably hate it because of his experiences with it.
Come to think of it, Sandra and Woo is actually consistent with Gunnerkrigg Court’s cosmology. The Etherium makes believed-in gods and mythical beings and their past actions retroactively real, like in Discworld but a little more thorough. And Sandra and Woo not only features a god worshipped by raccoons, but the Christian God – and not just any Christian God, but what appears to be the American vision of God. I’d give an eye like Odin for Thomas J. God to show up in Gunnerkrigg Court.
Aarg, man eaters!
But too much badassery can be too much for girls, right ?
He’s so… nonchalant in that third panel. “Evil heart-thing attack? -sigh-, how tiresome.”
@ Eagle0600:
Continuity?!? What? Where?
Glad to see you’re a fan of Ben Hatke to. Have you read his Mighty Jack trilogy? Also, I like the Gunnerkrigg Court crossover.