- Larisa: Don’t worry, Zoey. There are lots of weird girls out there who don’t care about penises either.
- Zoey: Liking girls is not weird!
- Larisa: It is! It’s a flat seven on the weirdness scale!
- Zoey: Whatever. That alone doesn’t make me weird.
- Sign: A friendly reminder that you take your sandwich apart and eat each ingredient separately.
- Larisa: One of us! One of us! One of us!
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Do not try to run for the lunacy, dear Zoey, Embrace it.
Amateurs! Weirdness is my lifestyle! I am the king of weird! I learnt how to read before I learnt my alphabet, I learnt how to add, subtract, multiply, and divide before I learnt how to count, I learnt Frère Jacques(not certain I spelled that right) in French when I was 4, I learnt it in English in grade 6 in French class. I learnt hyperbolic trigonometry before I learnt regular trigonometry. Essentially, I learn things backwards! I’m a super male with Autism and Tourette’s Syndrome! I could go on about all the rare traits I have, but suffice to say, I am the ultimate anomaly!
C. W. Roden wrote:
Same place Bugs Bunny comes up with those items, or the Geico grecko for that matter.