- Sandra: Is there anything you could say about yourself to impress Landon’s mom?
- Larisa: Hmm, I’ve read the Bible. Twice!
- Sandra: Good! What did you like the most about it?
- Larisa: All the sex and crime!
- Sandra: Maybe you could say you found it surprisingly modern.
- Larisa: My favorite part was when God’s best buddy Lot tried to please a mob by offering his virgin daughters as sex slaves.