- Larisa: I’m sure you’ve heard some of these nasty rumors going ’round ’bout me. But I’m not like that!
- Larisa: I mean, it’s not like I’ve ever committed a felony!
- Larisa: …
- Larisa: Well, apart from that insignificant attempt to cause an unauthorized nuclear detonation last July.
- Landon: So that was the reason for that squad of black helicopters.