- Larisa: What do you think, how did my visit yesterday go?
- Landon: Let’s put it this way…
- Landon: Before your visit, my mom believed that you were bad company for me.
- Larisa: And now?
- Landon: Now she’s convinced that you’re a succubus that’ll give birth to the antichrist.
- Larisa: That might add a minor strain to our relationship.
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Funny. It’s usually the grandchildren that win over reluctant in-laws. ^_~
Just tell Mom that you were appointed by God to the holy mission of keeping her evil contained!
Can’t really blame her…
I’m sure Larisa takes it as a compliment.
But me dad think you pass on
Later…
Larisa: Well, Harriet, you’re absolutely right: the moment I turn 18 – that’s six plus six plus six years as you’ve probably realised – I’m going to conceive the Antichrist… with Landon’s help, of course. Is that going to be a problem?
Harriet: …yes!
Larisa: Fine. As a servant of my own carnal whims, I am prepared to abandon the dark purpose that I am bound to, and get sterilized, or whatever you like, and marry Landon. Problem solved! …and Apocalypse averted! Okay? Good! C’mon Landon, let’s go and pick wedding gifts!
Harriet: But…
Larisa: Oh, yes… there is the small matter of derailing Doomsday. Obviously, unless God’s ineffable plan is followed, and every eschatological checkpoint met, the End Times cannot proceed. No Antichrist means no Last Judgement, and no Heaven on Earth! Ah, yes, now you think of that, but it’s a bit too late. Thanks to you, I’m off the hook! I could probably even manage a church wedding without bursting into flames now! Perhaps you could recommend one… hello… Harriet? You’re looking a bit pale and a bit funny… helloooo…? *draws Landon to her* Sorry, sweetheart, I think I might have broken her…
>:=)>
Well I, for one, welcome our new Landon-Larissa spawned overlord…
Oh, if she found out about that fire obsession….she would have her baptized and or exorcised in a enclosed cellar for years ….•__•
So either way Landons getting to tap that at some point :3
Shaitan Landonovich!!
Why not welcome her for bringing about the final judgment?
Well that actually sounds kind of hot
@ Blitzkrieg1701:
Doesn’t that sound a lot like with Roy and Belkar?
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0489.html
Well, at least Larisa tried. Give it some time.
Also, I haven’t said this before but, I really like this couple.
Kaigakoi wrote:
I think the ice thing was just as bad if not worse, especially bearing in mind Dante’s depiction.
Tsk. That’s “the succubus” and it’s “who will give birth to the antichrist.” Landon’s mom is spending entirely too much time with her Great Sky Pixie fantasies and not enough on English grammar.
Still and all, Larisa had best keep in mind that her prospective mother-in-law is not to be counted on as a babysitter for their children should this relationship go that far.
@ Kaigakoi:
Excorcisms don’t take years.
Landon: “Also, my mom is going to divorce my dad.”
Larissa: “Well, that’s a relief!”
Landon: “Why’s that!?”
Larissa: “Because if your dad wins you over then we can totally be together and maybe even… *wink wink* because your dad is so chill and all!”
Landon: “But what if he loses?”
Larissa: “Oh, he won’t. Truuuuust me.” *winks again*
I for one love succubus babies. They then become great politicians and lawyers.
True that… it will be very minor… It couldn’t have gotten much worse anyway =)
Hmm well if anyone’s gonna be giving birth to the devil it’s got to be that creepy girl from Pokemon XY. She makes Larissa look like a saint.
@ Greenwood Goat:
Hahaha took it a little over the top there mate. 🙂
Well, now we know what the sequel to Sandra and Woo will be.
Minor? Really Larisa
Wait… don’t Succubi only appear in dreams? Well, safe bet that you’re not one Larisa, now go start a wildfire to celebrate.
Clearly, Larissa was expecting a far worse impression, than simply a succubus that’s the root of all suffering.
“But she’s not worried that it’ll happen soon, at least! I mean, we’ve got to wait until we’re at least 18…”
“WHAT?!- I mean, of course, Landon!”
Hey! This went alot better than I thought! 😀
lol
At least you’re not considered bad company for Landon anymore.
I’m not sure if minor is the right word or not here….
Challenge Accepted.
Tucci78 wrote:
There’s nothing wrong with the original. Larissa is just one of many succubi, so “a” is an appropriate article, and succubi are inhuman, so “that” is an appropriate pronoun,
@ Greenwood Goat:
I like this scenario!
Damn, just…damn
@ Switch Master:
What girl from XY?
@ Noname:
The girl in Luminose City you know the one in that abandon building that says
“You are not the one” seriously Larisa isn’t half as scary as that scene. Let’s not get started on Groudus from Paper Mario TTYD. Compared to those two Larisa isn’t really evil.
Now I’ve read every Sandra and Woo comic up to this point and unless i missed some I don’t recall Larissa ever actually doing any bad stuff. (Besides the insulin, trying to steal Cloud,and the “sex” toys.) but that’s kinda kids stuff any ways. So I guess Landon is forbidden to watch anything besides Those Church channels and Sesame Street.
Oh wait not Sesame Street, that has witchcraft in it, also there’s that vampire who summons Demons In the shape of letters and numbers. Plus it’s about monsters, so that’s banned.
“Eh, what are you gonna do”
His dad’s okay with her, so that’s at least a step up.
@ Greenwood Goat:
Wow! I didn’t know you were here too! (I’m from the aRTD comment section) It appears you come up with these weird stories that get the characters married wherever you go, huh?
@ Switch Master:
The insulin wasn’t her being bad, it was her trying not to die – the school just overreacted as if it was bad though (if your body does not produce enough insulin, you could have a seizure and die if you do not somehow get more into your bloodstream). Though the other two things weren’t really bad so much as silly, as her attempts to ‘steal’ Cloud, were often more to tease Sandra than anything else while the toys just let her have her fantasies.
She has done some bad things though e.g. making Zoey’s house freezing cold, changing her father’s painting, manipulating Sandra into letting her do what she wants by making unreasonable demands followed by more reasonable ones, making Zoey eat her homework, not doing her homework and making extreme excuses for it. Her bad behaviour is more childish bad in most cases though.
I just watched an ENTIRE Mother 3 LP. It was about 80 ten-minute episodes so it took me about 13 hours…I am wasting my life.
JK Mother 3 is worth watching for 13 hours nonstop. But I do feel like eating since all I had was a bagel with peanut butter for lunch 7 hours ago.
@ Sam:
Well I wouldn’t call that stuff Devil worshiping. That was the whole point of my comment.
@ MawileCeyvis:
You wanna see some funny shit? Look at Proton Jon play Mario’s Wacky world. Also look at Zetas fun packs. That shit had me laughing for days. Especially his Japanese menu moments and when he types his name in Japanese.
Tsts Harriet… believing in the Succubus? It ist a demon from greek mythology and no real christian should believe in it. And in addtion, the Succubus does not give birth to children, it only steals the seed. So Harriet does not only believe in heathen lore, but also has it all wrong.
Someone knows the number of the inquisition? 😉
Tucci78 wrote:
Old Brit wrote:
ONE “antichrist,” therefore “the succubus” (or are we speaking of an antichrist wot gets “born again”? maybe one who undergoes cycles of rebirth, à la Buddhist dogma?)
And if it’s a sophont entity – said succubus being capable of sapience and self-determination and moral agency – then it’s “who” and not “that.” Common thoroughly cement-headed grammatical incompetence in which you’re wallowing, but execrable nonetheless.
Ok this thread is beggening to be just about the antichrist. Talk about irony that’s the last thing that would be discussed in a comic about a boy with Christian parents. Well not parents but parent I suppose not saying Edward isn’t religious folk but Harriet takes it too far. And besides how does she know so damn much about the Antichrist and those other apocalyptic demons anyways? Hmmmmm Suspicious indeed.
So to brighten up this thread
It’s summer time and you know what that means time to go to the beach time to do some beachy things it’s summer time and I just can’t wait to get out of class and celebrate its summertime looooovin oh lovin in the summer time.
@ HalfTangible:
larissa´s would!!
HalfTangible wrote:
Larissa´s would!!
…if its even possible to exorcise her.
@ Greenwood Goat:
Oh..oh that bit is just too perfect.