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- Steve: Who could that be?
- Steve: Hello?
- Steve: What the–??!
- Woo: We have two hours!
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Am I seeing things, or was this a tranq-dart groin attack?
I think that’s a hit in the thigh actually. At least I hope so.
All in all I get a certain vibe here. A bit of Burn Notice, a bit of The Sting. All the good stuff.
Sid’s acting as a spotter for Woo!
Hmm, I don’t see any vats for the molten iron.
It would be so cool if they did that thing where you stick all the furniture to the ceiling and it feels like you are walking on the ceiling when you are actually walking on the floor. That’s what I’d do if I wanted to get back at somebody and I had them tranquillised. Just put him in the middle of the floor and it would be like he wakes up on the ceiling. Best revenge ever.
I shouldn’t be one for supporting segregation, but I think we should stop selling tranquilizer guns to wild animals.
I just don’t see them using this privilege responsibly.
They came out of the woods and took down their target with an almighty *PENG*! …Are these the inheritors of the sacred words: “NI”, “PENG” and “NEE-WOM”?!?! If so, it is even worse than we thought for Steve, as not many who hear them survive. It is too much for him to hope that they are simply planning to install a shrubbery somewhere where he’d rather not have one…
>:=)Monty Python’s Holy Grail)>
It looks like Woo is carrying posters.
I know they are enraged about the nature photographist but im sure they are taking this in an extream way
@ Luke:
They should also strap him down; tight enough that he thinks that is all that’s keeping him from falling off the ceiling. 🙂
@ Iron Ed:
Haha yeah, definitely!
embarrassing posters? check. bag full of stuff to set a trap? check. now all they need is some of that molten iron that shadow mentioned earlier
Seriously, where did Woo get the tranq gun?
@ D-Rock:
Probably C. Nostra (see #0081)
This turn from surveillance into Mission Impossible (no, not Tom Cruise Mission Impossible, the classic Mission Impossible).
Now I want Mission Impossible but with animals! Anthromorpic animals that is.
Woo’s getting pretty good at the tranq gun game. Anyone else here remember the lady who got tranq’d and deported to what looked like Detroit for her plans in developing the wilderness?
I hope that guy remembered to turn off the stove
Wow that’s so insane! I hope he’s not hurt. Some guns can cause recoil damage you know. Next time wear protective gear Sid.
@ Strife:
Where else will Shadow heat the iron at?
A heavy bag. What looks like blueprints. Something that takes at least two hours to either build or set up. Oh, this is going to be good, I just know it.
@ Running Dreams:
Running Dreams wrote:
I still remember that one. But what really gets me is where he hidden the thing all this time?
Night-X wrote:
In Sandra’s attic. She probably helped him get it.
As for revenge, I figured they’d post a bunch of pictures of him in …compromising…positions all over the internet.
Now, I’m wondering if they already have the pictures, and they’re going to post them all around his house so he doesn’t have time to remove them before his date arrives.
Bit of a minor detail but did you notice Woo is apparently left-handed? He’s using his left eye to aim–right-handed shooters prefer to use their right eye.
@ Digolgrin:
Not necessarily. I’m right handed, but when both shooting and in archery, I use my left eye.
@ Graith95:
@ Digolgrin:
Yeah, some people are cross dominent. For example, when using a bow, since I’m left eye dominant, I try to use them left handed. However, the only times that I shot a shotgun, I had to use my right hand with my left eye. It can make using them awkward.
Didn’t California just pass a law forbidding this kind of thing? Actually, that is if a human does this kind of “revenge photographs”; there are no laws governing the behaviour of wild animals (just domestic ones, where the owner is considered responsible).
Woo: where did you get a tranquilizer dart gun?
Do you have a golf bag full of other human tools?
Should we start calling you “RJ”?
After tranquilizing the male, my team and I worked to fit him with a radio tracking collar so that we could study his migration habits over the next few months.
/Marlin Perkins
Aw, geez, noooo. When will these animals learn? You don’t tranq and kidnap a guy if he’s being a jerk. You find more…permanent…solutions. (laughs in a swivel chair and looks at the basement sinisterly).
We’ll all pause to appreciate the return of Woo’s tranq. gun…
…Getting sleepy…TOO MUCH PAUS..*thud.
D-Rock wrote:
That’s easy, they borrowed it from Larisa.
Graith95 wrote:
I am right-handed too. I use my right eye for shooting rifles and shotguns, but my -left- for shooting handguns. 🙂
@ mechwarrior:
Not his mating habits?
posters of non-humans having sexual intercourse?
so the guy bother them and their revenge is about giving him posters he will surely appreciate… a lot!
Woo you’re such a pussy, the molten iron idea was noir à souhait!
Wow, they really are dangerous wild animals. They’re almost as dangerous as humans.
@ mechwarrior:
ATLAS!
Nice to see another fan of the Battletech universe here.
Graith95 wrote:
You’re not the only one. A friend of mine that I shot alongside just today (small local competition) uses his right hand for the pistol but his left eye for aiming as well. And to good effect, I might add.
I on the other hand usually aim with my right eye and hold the gun with my right hand. I do occasionally shoot a pistol with my left hand though (and only very slightly worse than with my right), aiming with my left eye when I do.
@ q`Tzal:
I love RJ.
I have a feeling stupid poses are coming up
I’m having a feeling that the animal trio are going to do something worse than to go in and delete the internet posts.
I mean, when you get tranquilized by an animal, you know you’re into some serious shit.
Switch Master wrote:
3 dislikes? Must of not have caught my drift.
Iris wrote:
Or internet trolling. Those animals are smarter than they look.
@ lupusFati:
Woo does seem to have unfettered access to “hardware” much as RJ does.
RJ uses a golf bag but Woo has the power of framed Hammerspace.
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Woo stands triumphantly over the bound/unconscious body of their target, produces a cigar like object and says “I love it when a plan comes together!”
Where Woo did the the tranq gun?
Perhaps he is somewhat related to Rocket Raccoon?
At least the photographer can be happy it was Woo, not Rocket 😉
“I used to be a wildlife photographer, but then I took a tranq dart to the knee”
Going to expect Sandra to give Woo a stern lecture after this – exactly how is a wild life fotographer supposed to know he “shouldn´t” do this?
I said it on Gaia, but I noticed the brand-new polls here, too. Are there just the two?
*Three. (Consoles, cinema, way to watch movies.)
D-Rock wrote:
well, the eagles a spy…