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![[0612] Rude Awakening](/comics/2014-09-01-0612-rude-awakening.png "[0612] Rude Awakening")
There are three new polls that appear randomly in the voting widget in the right sidebar:
- Steve: Urgh…
- Steve: Wha– what happened? … I suppose I must have fainted.
- Steve: Oh no! That must be Lydia! And I haven’t gotten anything ready!
- Steve: Hello, Lydia.
- Lydia: Hi… Steve.
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Oooh… did Woo actually learn from the time he liked some questionnable stuff on Sandra’s Youtube account? That’s great continuity!
She’s gonna think he’s a pervert once Woo’s done.
Well isn’t that fantastic.
I’m going to assume (maybe wrongly, though I really hope not) that those posters from the last strip were an assortment of animals doing it, which will now have been placed around the house. That’s the way to sabotage a date.
Damn I know that feeling. When you sleep too long and don’t get anything done.
Also that’s a real foxy carving ya got there. 😉
Okay, this is honestly far more hilarious than I anticipated. I wonder if there will be another even more unexpected twist before this arc is over?
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Also, I don’t know if the creators are reading the comments, particularly those attached to the recent posts about polls on this comic and Gaia, but they are there.
And I likewise have to say, about this new poll about favorite ways to watch movies, that given the choice between a legal download and a pirated download, I would pick the former – if I had the cash, if it came in the format I wanted, and I wouldn’t have to purchase it again or stream it from the web in order to see it across multiple devices.
Knowing where something is, reliably, and being able to access it even in unusual circumstances, will always rank better for me than having to rely on some nebulous corporation that demands financial support just so I can share something I love with people I care about.
Basically, I think that that particular poll’s results would have more to say about the audience if we could select multiple options and rank each one in order of importance/priority.
Maybe explore the use of that format, in the future?
Dose Steve work for the discovery channel?
Steve: “So, will you stay for dessert?”
Lydia (already walking out with car keys in hand): “Nope.”
@ Sarusig:
Or how about a gif from cheetahmen2 when you fight the monkey man and show him who’s boss.
If you know what I mean. 😉 😉 😉 😉
While Steve might deserve some sort of payback for what he (accidently) did, I hope Lydia doesn’t leave him over Woo’s little ‘gift’.
That’s a pretty good sculpture out on the lawn there. I wonder how it was made?
Echo: How long do we have to keep this pose for?
Shadow: Until we get the all-clear from Woo. It was certainly right, that stuff I read online – the poses you see in this sort of scene might look great, but it’s totally unnatural and feels really awkward!
>:=)>
@ Gamesman:
Yeah but would that be a good thing? Do you have any idea how serious a charge it is to make someone out to be a sex offender? How much that can ruin someone? Have you ever seen a good father, a loving husband or brother, turned into a drunk or end up commit suicide all because someone makes an accusation that isn’t true and can do nothing – because there is zero defense against that sort of charge – while everyone who ever loved him distances themselves from them, or treat that person as if the doesn’t exist anymore?
If you have then I seriously doubt you’d find that situation amusing. I for one do not.
Sorry about the rant, but yeah I cannot find anything amusing about what they are doing to this guy if indeed having him come off as a perv is the endgame.
@ Carl W. Roden:
Powerful stuff dude. Totally respect that.
HOLY COW!
Nice going, Woo! Amazing!
I don’t have anything else to say at this point…
I wished that I could think of a funnier joke, but no…
However, you left the poor dude without a girlfriend, and because of that you may have increased the level of frequency he would be doing those activities…
You may have done more harm than good, Woo.
On the other hand, Lydia looks amazing!
I wonder why she is using internet dating sites…
Especially since she is using truthful photo-…
Awww crud, she’s FBI.
Sarusig wrote:
I barely find any real porn on youtube.
The look on Lydia’s face has got to be priceless.
… huh
i had really thought that there was a wild, hopefully rabid animal in the sack
oh well, this is good too XD
We may wanna Fudgeit wrote:
Bonus points if one of the posters in his renovated house says, “We aint nothing but mammals”. 😉
We may wanna Fudgeit wrote:
Obligatory music video link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
Plot twist: She actually pretty “Wild” herself and Steve ended up hooked up with a crazy girl.
Let’s hope he doesn’t have the number 69 in his house.Switch Master wrote:
LoLz yhea. Make that his screen saver or post that on his profile. Wow, a situation where the cheetahmen can actually be useful. Never thought I’d see the day.
Also, Cheetah men for the new smash bros anyone? (Not the one that comes out in December.)
AckAckAck wrote:
Larissa 2.0? Uh oh then Woo and Sid aren’t the real problems then.
We may wanna Fudgeit wrote:
Probably not since he doesn’t seem very professional about it.
@ We may wanna Fudgeit:
Cheetahmen don’t suck. Active Enterprises sucks. That wouldn’t be a bad idea though. At least the music was good.
i am seriously impressed with Shadow’s abilities as a sculptor. And I’m assuming it was Shadow because I can’t picture any of the rest of the forest gang having such sophisticated tastes as to sit down and learn that skill.
@ Xezlec:
since its made of wood, my money is on sid – and damn did he do a fast job on this! squirrel or not, his teeth must be feeling this 😉
Call off the date now!
Things will only get worse from here on.
AckAckAck wrote:
Yes, I think that would be the funniest outcome to this arc….but Novil have proved me wrong before, so we’ll see!
@ Peya Luna:
maybe woo got larisa to sculpt that? jk, unless woo talks to larisa without us knowing, but even then it might not be her.
Peya Luna wrote:
Or we’re both wrong and they just hired some random beaver.
To be honest, I don’t think the carving would be such a big deal IRL. Which is why I agree with some person above, I think the house will be plastered with corresponding posters or something. I.e. “It’s not over till it’s over, ombres!”
Now entering The Weird Zone. Please return all posters, lawn ornaments, and computer screens to the upright position.
Hilarious! Can’t get over the happy lust look of the foxes….
I love this web comic and i usualy dont have anything to say as i like it how it is.
but.
Woo is kind of evil at this point , the guy honestly doesnt know what he did wrong , he might be misguided to have posted the fox pooping thing (that was just dumb) but nature photography is usualy something hard to master specialy if you want fauna to act normaly on them.
Woo is ruining someones life because one of his friends had a grivance , this is nothing like the time everyone was in risk of being killed by a nature hating psyco , is just a case of a realy inocent nature photographer , who cooks for his girlfriend about to get into a hound doung roughouse of pain for something he realy didnt know bothered the animals.
its just mean spirited
Steve is ssooo getting dumped.
@ Dracke:
I’m pretty sure Steve ruined Shadow and Echo’s life if their kids got on Richard’s computer and saw that… How would you feel if a picture of you and your spouse doing that posted on the internet? Along with you constipating…
@ Carl W. Roden:
No I don’t.
Because all the accusations I’ve seen have been laughed off as “boys will be boys” or “she’s just trying to get back at him for something.” On the other hand, I’ve seen MANY cases of a woman’s life being ruined because she tried to accuse a man of raping her.
Plot twist :
Lydia is a furry and wanna Yiff with Steve..
Plot twist :
Steve is a furry too and they have passionate Yiff
Plot twist :
Woo predicted it and took pictures from afar, the pictures are posted on Bestiality porn site..
Rude awakening? feels like ive heard it before in a pc game
@ Molmu:
Yeah, I think it’s in World of Warcraft at the Undead starting zone. That’s where I’ve heard it in a PC game anyway
Welcome, Steve, to the worst day of your life.
@ Carl W. Roden:
Pervert != sex offender.
Though I guess she’ll probably want nothing to do with him *and* also tell her female acquaintances. So yeah, he’s going to have a hard time with any women in that circle… but that’s not quite as dramatic as a sex offender charge.
@ mechwarrior:
I have a suspicion that thrown around rape accusations are more effective against innocents. A man who is able to rape a woman most likely has a poor view of women in general. Often such men will socialize with other men who have a poor view of women. With such friends, it’s easy to deflect rape accusations outside of court.
However, this socializing with people of similar views also means that a man who find rape appalling will be surrounded by other people who think likewise. If that man gets a rape accusation thrown in his face he has far bigger problems than the former mentioned man.
Alternatively, social circles where people tend to shrug rape accusations off are far more likely to contain actual rapists than social circles where an accused man would have his life ruined regardless of guilt.
@ Landbark:
Yeah, well animals also can’t talk or operate firearms, so…
There’s revenge, and then there’s going too far and being an a**hole. I would’ve thought the animals would be better than this. 🙁