[0613] Romantic Evening For Five
└ posted on Thursday, 4 September 2014, by Novil
I kinda wish strip #608 would have been published this week. It would have been the most relevant Sandra and Woo strip ever.
- Steve: I’m sorry, Lydia, but–
- Lydia: Oh, Steve, that looks wonderful!
- Lydia: The rose petals are adorable! And the venison looks delicious!
- Steve: … I– I’m glad that you like it.
- Sid: Poor, poor Steve.
- Woo: Have we gone too far?
- Shadow: I still don’t understand why we didn’t just pour molten iron in all of his orifices.
If even the avengers are feeling pity on the target of the vengeance, it must be truly awful… That or they have a bad idea of what goes on in human courtship.
Is it poisoned? I am confuzzled :S
They’ve done something to the food. Be Afraid, be VERY afraid.
Laxatives. Calling it.
Hahahah, revenge photos.
Someone needs to explain overkill to Shadow.
Petah-Petah wrote:
How unoriginal.
Ruh roh. This is gonna get serious! Don’t know if that’s venison… or a rose…
hidden cameras in the bedroom. calling it.
Aphrodisiacs. Calling it.
An eye for an eye.
@ ekimmak:
“There is no such thing as overkill” — Schlock Mercenary
Personally, i’m glad that the raccoon’s plan did not involve needlessly separating a man from his leg prothesis just for laughs. That would have been cruel.
getting him to feel comfortable for the real trap >:D
@ Adaon:
I GET IT
Adaon, but he needed it!!! Lol, that was great.
I do hope Steve doesn’t have anything bad happen, he seems genuinely nice, and just wanted to take nice nature photos. My favorite enemy of the animals for sure.
Aaaaaaawwwww That’s so nice. But I’ve got a feeling something’s up.
well, I’m stumped
@ Edda:
There’s no kill like overkill.
Novil wrote:
Quite, they would’ve used something that causes constipation.
@ Veradis:
They’re trying to get them to have sex so they can take photos and post them online lol. Poor poor steve indeed.
@ Logan: yeah, I agree, “helping” Steve get to the mating phase, and then unleashing karmic justice
@ Edda:
“#37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload.”
— Schlock Mercenary, “The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
Something wicked this way comes.
Oh boy…. -munches on more popcorn and waits-
Woo, are you actually doing what I think you are doing? Kuh-Kuh-Kuh-Killing with Kuh kindness?
If you are than someone please get a glass of wine for this fellow. But I’m not exactly sure.
Killing With kindness Called it!
Also EMAG EHT
Novil wrote:
But it would lead to Woo saying ‘Why pour molten iron in, when you can so easily prolong the suffering of molten fluids going out?’
I, however, think more drugs to cause unconsciousness. They can, apparently, move some very heavy objects around… so there’s every chance of them doing so and then positioning the two in whatever way desired for photographic revenge.
“Ain’t nobody like me, ‘cept me” ;”P @ Adaon:
@ Adaon:
I….. I’m not going to speculate. I’m going to just sit here and expecting a beautiful trainwreck come next monday.
@ Novil:
At the risk of getting banned…Aphrodisiacs, maybe? At least only in Steve’s food… >:)
Subaru wrote:
Dude your gonna eat popcorn until Monday?!? (Well Sunday at about 7:00 pm where I live.)
No offense but that’s not very healthy. May I suggest Carrots and celery sticks? Why not go kill some time on YouTube until then?
yumyum36 wrote:
Well if that’s their plan then it’s gonna flop. I think Steve just managed to get into the freind zone. Sex would be considered outrageous.
AckAckAck wrote:
Trains? I like trains. 😛 but we may end up with some Remy Shand’s Take a message or Silent Whisper seeing how this is going. Or worse, The Isley Brothers. (: o
Novil wrote:
Well that’s still a tad better than deficating all over his house and giving him worms and rabies.
Step up much?
@ Tunaro:
I just googled that word. MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! (: 0 That’s gonna probably result in some NSFW results which won’t be good for any of us.
I don’t think we need to take it that far. In that case just burn him with molten iron.
Have we considered the possibility that Stevie is a vegetarian? And his prospective girlfriend loves venison? This could be vicious.
Not gonna guess or try calling anything. I’ll just wait, watch, and hope that they meet my expectations of sulfuric acid based revenge.
I’m gonna say that it has something to do with the silverware. His is uncovered while hers is wrapped neatly in the napkin. Probably something gross there.
In the description, Novil says:
Does anyone know what he’s talking about?
Xezlec wrote:
The leaked photos of various celebrities.
Here’s another thought about what the revenge may be. While it could be that they are trying to induce Steve and Lydia to get comfy in the bedroom do we actually know what the venison is? We only have Lydia remarking on it’s appearance.
How prepared are Woo and company at cooking and preparing human food? If anyone remembers the fourth series of Blackadder from the BBC, “Blackadder Goes Forth”, are they following in Baldrick’s culinary footsteps? Plum Duff with raisins anyone?
Oh god I just realized what they are going to do, an eye for an eye as the old saying goes?
being posted on a website@ Walter Matera:
Walter Matera wrote:
Steve had a hotdog in the woods that he threw to shadow… he’s not a vegetarian.
#608 would have been apt.
Shows why we really do need feminism, eh?
Everything is suspect, they’ve Had two hours working as a team. Chairs half sawed through to ‘that’s not venison’ in his napkin, to drug candles is fair game. Monday should be interesting.
once you question if you gone to far , it means you not only gone to far but you are also going to regret it aswell
Holmes wrote:
And Woo will take photos of Steve and Lydia going at it… yes, sounds good 🙂
I think we all have a good idea of what this is for.. the food and rose is just phase one, they will snap at what could possibly be happening in phases to come…
Woo is an evil mastermind, though I wonder whether this is from himself or the influence of his owner and friends.
my bet is closer to “well if he likes pictures of animals mating and defecating, so should his date.” step one would be that their is a picture under the food of shadow taking a dump. if this does not end the date (by Steve finishing enough to steal her plate before revealing the photo). 2nd, the movie he was planning to show has been replaced with a nature documentary left at the scene of them discussing the mating activities of the lion (so much harder to pull off since DVDs). 3rd, if the date survives so long, they get to the bedroom, grand finale, either the 3 record “the mating habits of humans” and post it to his account, or the roll they had earlier was wall paper or posters of animal mating habits. extra points, natural geographic in the bathroom.
Is it really vension? I’m scared to know where this is going.
If Woo’s plan was to get Steve and Lydia to sleep with each other so he can take pictures, the pervert fox carving seems like a strange choice. Letting Lydia see it decreases the chance of her wanting to sleep with Steve. It may be there to clue Steve in why he’s being punished, but it looks like a gamble. They could have put the fox statue in the garden after Lydia left, or even better, after Steve notices those pictures being uploaded. Heck, even without the fox carving, it looks like a gamble. If two people date, you can not count on them sleeping with each other unless you are well versed about their dating and sexual habits.
Suddenly I want to head out for some “Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries”. Not sure why.
Not sure what is going on atm – wether they got no clue how to do a proper revenge, or they are trying to cover for something. But I like the current way it is going.
One word you guys- roadkill.