[0613] Romantic Evening For Five
└ posted on Thursday, 4 September 2014, by Novil
I kinda wish strip #608 would have been published this week. It would have been the most relevant Sandra and Woo strip ever.
- Steve: I’m sorry, Lydia, but–
- Lydia: Oh, Steve, that looks wonderful!
- Lydia: The rose petals are adorable! And the venison looks delicious!
- Steve: … I– I’m glad that you like it.
- Sid: Poor, poor Steve.
- Woo: Have we gone too far?
- Shadow: I still don’t understand why we didn’t just pour molten iron in all of his orifices.
@ Adaon:
You Sly mf’er
Judging by the fact that Woo’s questioning if they’ve gone too far, whatever they planned is set up.
Two comics ago, Woo was carrying posters in. Since we’ve yet to see them, they’re probably coming up soon.
I’m still not sure what’s going to happen next, though. There’s too many different possibilities.
Steve should be quickly approaching paranoia defcon 1, when things start to get interesting. Woo and friends may not need to do anything specifically nasty at that point.
AAAH! I missed a new S&W while visiting my Aunt Martha! Now I must hurry to post a somewhat clever comment! But wait! All the good comments regarding the strip have been used already! Now I can only hope for people to somehow notice my comment among so many others! But what’s this? WE’VE HIT 50 COMMENTS FOR THIS STRIP! That means that my comment will go onto the dreaded…2ND PAGE! A dark, hellish place where unnoticed comments slowly burn an easily forgettable death. Alas, I must wait for another Monday and/or Thursday to bring forth my comments once more…
@ MawileCeyvis:
Heeeeeey it’s you. I haven’t seen you in a while. Don’t worry I’ve got something to say.
Carburetor.
@ MawileCeyvis:
Welcome back dude. And yes that is true. At least it’s not the third page.
@ MawileCeyvis:
Sorry, your comment has got me LMAO. Aw man it’s about time somebody brings that up. Nice description.
Novil wrote:
How unoriginal.
I prefer the word “classic”.
Oh, I KNOW where this is going.
Romantic Evening –> One Night Stand
One Night Stand + Cameras = One really exposed dude on the internet
Umm, wow. If I’m right they just screwed him over. i.e. by setting the bar so extremely high, she’ll end up finding their later dates dull and boring and dump him, or he’ll go broke trying to match this and then get dumped.
Huh … and here I thought that the sculpture of the screwing foxes was the revenge. Did Woo have nothing to do with that? Does he really just own a carving of two foxes going at it?
They have inflicted the curse of a woman expecting romance on a clueless guy. I think Woo understands the troubles he may have caused for the relationship.
@ Robert:
Well, there was that time I consumed so much Tabasco sauce (as part of a meal) that it burned twice.
And that’s all I got to say about that.
Everyone’s thinking poison, am I the only one thinking Hannibal Lecter??
@ TehTimmah:
Hmmm that may have been what they were going for all along. I never thought of that.
I think, the cruelest thing would be to let Lydia believe tha Steve wants to marry her.
Steve says yes: he will be doomed.
Steve says no: the hell breaks out.
Well, so many raccoons with plans… and everyday I pass a raccoon farm… makes me think, if this is a strategic school for raccoons to teach them how to overtake the world.
there is one think I like more on Garfield than on Sandra and Woo… new strips are daily rather than bi-weekly…
I really hope they aren’t going to take pics of them and post them anywhere. I mean, what did Lydia do to them in the first place?
My guess is they are trying to make her think he’s a bit too into watching animals have sex.
@ Thalurial:
Mental note: He’s on to us. Send a squad to watch and if necessarily bring him in.
@ Novil:
Maybe there’s viagra and webcams all over the house….
@ Trey Marlette:
^ This
What appears to be solid venison is actually compressed worms. See strip #400, “The Early Sandra Catches the Worm.”
@ Switch Master:
TSOL UOY
@ Dranorter:
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 🙁
@ Landbark:
Wow I saw that vid you linked to. That’s one smart kid. (What’d he put in that wine?)
@ Switch Master:
Thank you, I try my best to submit the best comments under any circumstance. Also, how bout that iPhone 6?
Woo: “Now, shall we use the laxative or the aphrodisiac?”
Shadow: “Not ‘or’, my merciful friend. ‘And’ is the word you’re looking for”.
Cid: “…Well not if I’m supposed to film it, you hear me?”
@ Novil:
I prefer to think of it as one of the classics.