Activision’s Latest Offering
└ posted on Thursday, 6 November 2014, by Novil
- Ye Thuza: This game is nothing but an orgy of mindless violence.
- Assault rifle: RA-TA-TA-TA-TA
- Ye Thuza: And all the female characters are helpless damsels in distress… with boobs bigger than Tifa Lockhart’s.
- Girl: Thank you for saving me, my hero!
- Ye Thuza: And the dialog solely consists of cheesy one-liners.
- Sergeant: Do the right thing, Jack. For your squad, for your country!
- Ye Thuza: How dare you not tell your own mother about this new masterpiece?! …… That’s no dessert for two weeks, kiddo!
- Cloud: Hey!
- Narrator: M-M-M-M-MONSTERKILL