[0631] Activision’s Latest Offering
 

[0631] Activision’s Latest Offering

  • Ye Thuza: This game is nothing but an orgy of mindless violence.
  • Assault rifle: RA-TA-TA-TA-TA
  • Ye Thuza: And all the female characters are helpless damsels in distress… with boobs bigger than Tifa Lockhart’s.
  • Girl: Thank you for saving me, my hero!
  • Ye Thuza: And the dialog solely consists of cheesy one-liners.
  • Sergeant: Do the right thing, Jack. For your squad, for your country!
  • Ye Thuza: How dare you not tell your own mother about this new masterpiece?! …… That’s no dessert for two weeks, kiddo!
  • Cloud: Hey!
  • Narrator: M-M-M-M-MONSTERKILL
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