Inspired by Zits’ great kissing comics.
- Landon: ???
- Larisa: Lena??! It’s not what it looks like!
- Jelena: Do we have to go through this again?? Your whole body is grounded, young lady!
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![[0634] Grounded](/comics/2014-11-17-0634-grounded.png "[0634] Grounded")
[0634] Grounded
└ posted on Monday, 17 November 2014, by Novil
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Man, a mouth like that could get a girl in trouble!
Larisa: finding the bends and loopholes in rules, be it from her parents or from physics.
Congratulations Novil, you probably just created 3 new fetishes.
Larisa’s ability to blatantly defy physics appears again!
Before I saw the first two panels, I saw the third and fourth, and thought, “That is the longest and creepiest snake ever.”
I wonder why she was grounded in the first place…
Turn out the reason the Korolev family left Russia is that they are a family of supernatural beings and their identities were discovered by the Russian govt and they are forced to escape to US with new identities.
WAFFLES wrote:
True, but this really isn’t any more outlandish than cold fusion. (In fact, it’s actually considerably more realistic.)
Sarusig wrote:
Actually I believe those kind of fetishes already exist long before this comic. Trust me, we the humanity are WEIRD.
What the heck?
The whole body is grounded, but she didn’t say anything about the mind! She just have to remember that classes about Astral Projection…
The J.A.M. wrote:
Take your pick, there’s a LONG column to choose from!
Through the yawning distance,
On her boyfriend fair,
Lari’s planting kisses,
For pleasure here and there.
Is Lena’s so uncaring,
To stop her fun from spite,
She’ll be too afraid to sleep,
Anytime tonight.
In the sleeping suburbs,
‘Neath the waxing moon,
We daren’t leave our trash out,
For fear of this raccoon;
Wee paws, skilled paws,
Four of them together;
Lock open, lid off,
Feasting at leisure.
(With apologies to William Allingham for The Fairies >:=)
Ah middle school, the time of blazing hormones! Actually, I think this is a hoot. But then, I used to teach twelve-year-olds and found the most comical.
…I have no words.
Can’t wait for Larissa’s best seller “I have no mouth and I must kiss”
I think EVERYBODY’S mind just hopped in the gutter for second there!
Larisa’s mouth has amazing navigational skills!
That was just plain creepy
I was waiting for the “that’s not realistic” squadron but I guess they haven’t shown up yet.
Ok, I understand the first 3 tags, but…
ZITS !?!
It’s official. Larisa does not exist within the boundaries of the physical universe. She is bound by NOTHING.
Whoa, weird.
Reminds me of Parasyte – The Maxim, an anime airing this season…
@ Valkeiper2012:
Zits is a comic that this particular comic is referencing.
@ SmartAlec105:
Well spotted, that man.
nicely surreal
@Greenwood Goat : You sir, win the internet.
Isn’t “Yelena” a more proper spelling? “Je” really looks weird from a viewpoint of Russian (I would know, as I’m Russian myself)
If Larissa keeps this going, that young man will never stray.
It’s great being a comic character.
nterventor wrote:
Stray from Larissa???? I don’t think there are many men on the planet who would be that brave… (although there might be a few who are that stupid, lol).
Well, it looks like Larisa at least obeyed Landon’s mom: she never walked within a 100 yard radius of Landon’s house.
Something that I just thought about the other day… what do we really now about Landon? His actions in the comic so far has been mostly reactionary towards Larisa.
Trimutius wrote:
Y would be the Anglicization, but J would be the German equivalent; and the comic is written in German and translated into English.
The Latin alphabet has been contorted in all sorts of strange ways trying to adapt it to so many diverse languages!
Hold on, Sandra And Woo, I need to double check the pumpkin pie I ate today to make sure it wasn’t lased with Weed.
I can see landons mom walking in on this and she just freaks the fuck out.
Who needs the laws of physics when you have love?
I bet this strip is popular with your Japanese audience, huh?
Larisa has extendo powers she will obviously destroy the world now. Were all doomed.
Woo! ZITS! I love Zits, I have spent many an hour laughing at Jeremey’s anticks. I’m glad to see it being taged.
@ Shradow:
Yup I thought I was the only one who thought of Hentai when I saw this. Especially the sixth panel.
newllend wrote:
Harriet: Begone evil Succubi the power of Christ compels you! (Starts speaking in tounges)
That was weird even by my standards, and I’m a fan of Suda51.
Surreal
@ Quantummaniac:
Cold fusion is actually more and more realistic than… a mouth this long….
I need to go… to the meditation room… yeah.
Give her a break! There are a million naughtier things she could have done with that mouth. I’d say she was showing exemplary restraint.
Let’s see…. entropy of the mouth must be ultra-low because it is stretched out so much, and there must be extra muscle…. how does Larisa have the energy to maintain such a mouth, thinking that energy must be added to reduce entropy as well as control direction and mass against gravity? It does break physics.
0-0
I wonder if idea for this strip came from czech movie Three Veterans – except there it was a nose of princess, that has crossed country borders 🙂
Though I don’t know if this movie is known outside of Czech and Slovak…
@ Sarusig:
Why 3?
itsame wrote:
@ Sarusig:
Why 3?