Straight Outta Camden
└ posted on Monday, 12 January 2015, by Novil
- Sandra: I don’t want to be rude, but: Where’s all your furniture?
- Luna: We had to leave everything behind when we had to leave our old apartment in Camden in a hurry.
- Sandra: Camden, New Jersey!!
- Luna: Yes, we lived there for six years.
- Sandra: I’ve heard murder is now officially recognized as a natural cause of death in Camden.
- Luna: Oh, it wasn’t that bad actually.
- Luna: Except for that one time when a crackhead broke into our apartment, stole our money, and killed mom… which made dad fall into a deep depression.
- Sandra: Lovely.