The Webcomic Hunger Games: Day 2
“Good evening. We’re Caesar Flickerman and Claudius Templesmith, your hosts for this year’s edition of the Hunger Games, featuring many of your favorite webcomic characters!”
“And we’re both still shocked how many lives yesterday’s arena event took. But our dear tributes are certainly even more shocked than we are. So let’s see how they’ll cope with this horrible, horrible bloodbath.”
“That’s not very nice, Woo.”
“But effective!”
“Indeed, Claudius, indeed.”
“Most tributes seem to ignore the feast this year. I expected a little more of this event, I have to say.”
“Yes, but Woo really seems to be on a killing spree. Yesterday Ship, then little Laurie, and now Commander Kitty. This mischevious little rascal takes no prisoners! Although he wasn’t among my favorites, we really have to take a closer look at him now.”
“Do you think Nin Wah had deeper feelings for Commander Kitty?”
“It almost looks like it, Claudius. What a tragic death…”
“Interesting. Woo does seem to have a conscience. Now let’s see if it plays out for Edmund that he kept Woo alive. If Woo’s able to pull himself together, he’ll make a hell of an ally.”
“Woo, from District 4, was responsible for all of today’s deaths in one form or the other. But the other tributes are just one lucky shot away from killing him. So while the odds seem to be in his favor, he’s still far away from winning the Games. So don’t forget to tune in tomorrow to watch the Games as they’re in their full swing!”
Woo you are EVIL during this game
Wow.
Woo’s on a killing spree. O.o
And that’s what happened when you let your raccoon run wild.
Wow. Woo it’s been a killing machine. It’s so funny that when he kills Commander Kitty Nin Wah can’t stand it and commits suicide :O
@ all of the above:
Not to mention all the weapons he seems to have. Seriously, a trident and a sickle? He’s not only resourceful, he’s got a load of hammerspace.
With Sandra lost to the tsunami, nothing’s left holding Woo back. Do we count it as Woo killing off both “Count Your Sheep” and “Commander Kitty”? While he didn’t have a direct pawn in Nin Wah’s death, she’s still dead.
Personal option: Woo went crazy because he got wet. By the time he ran into Edmund he had mostly dried out.
I know, how to win this game. When you are about to be killed – beg for the death, and you’ll be spared. Woo, slippery bastard… I like him!
After seeing this report, a certain girl on the couch of her home angrily says…
Sandra: NO. MORE. COOKIES.
Richard: Sandra, when are you going to change your wet clothes?
Sandra: YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Richard: But I’m your…
Sandra: NO, YOU CAN’T!
Richard: (sigh)
Go Woo! You need to hold on! Who’s gonna return to Richard if you don’t? Cmom! I’m now totally behind you! I’m dreading a confrontation with Rocky tough. I don’t know why
Let’s go Woo, let’s go!
Mr. Burns wrote:
I have witnessed some hunger games where that tactic was tried…and then backfired, with them complying.
As for Woo, I cannot state how much he must be in his element. Commander Kitty managed to fend off three, that’s right, THREE tributes. It only took one Woo to fix that. He’s a raccoon, in what is presumably a forest environment. He’s quite literally at home.
Frankly, if he dies, it’d be an upset at this point.
Wut why is Laurie here
I thought she was already an adult
Why are they using
Aaaaa