The Webcomic Hunger Games: Day 6
“Good evening, dear spectators. I hope you’re all ready for the final days of this year’s edition of the Hunger Games, featuring many of your favorite webcomic characters! I certainly am! Claudius, what about you?”
“I’m more than ready, Caesar! And I’m really looking forward to seeing if underdog Woo, who killed District 11’s Lilith yesterday, can actually win the Games. During the last days, this little rascal stabbed and strangled himself into the hearts of many spectators, mine included.”
“Aww, it always warms my heart when an old alliance like that between Woo and Edmund lasts until the last days of the Games.”
“That’s it, folks! The winner of this year’s Hunger Games is Woo!!”
“It couldn’t have ended any other way.”
“Indeed, Claudius, indeed.”
“I wonder if Rocky could have defeated Woo in a good clean fight to the death.”
“Unfortunately, we’ll never know.”
“District 4 must be extremely proud of their winner. I’ve never seen a more worthy winner in the history of the Games than Woo.”
“This is insane, Caesar! Woo killed six tributes and caused Nin Wah’s suicide, while all the other tributes combined only killed three!”
“I can only hope I’ll never have to face this killing machine myself. I’d probably die from just looking at him.”
“Me too, Caesar, me too.”
“I am Caesar Flickerman…”
“… and I’m Claudius Templesmith…”
“… and we hope all of you enjoyed this year’s Hunger Games!”
“See you again next year! Goodbye!”
YAAY!! I almost scream of joy!!! Yay Woo! You’re the best! I knew it, Woo is an animal, everything to survive, that’s his way. Anyway, this Web Comic Hunger Game was really a joy! Good Idea! It would be great to have it as a sort of tradition maybe? Well in all ways it’s a good way to promote other webcomic I think!
It really couldn’t have ended any other way.
Woo is an animal. 😉
Yay! Woo won!
Also, someone should totally describe what motivated Woo:
They told him that, at the end of the ordeal, there would be a huge pile of food waiting for him.
He instantly volunteered.
The rest, as they say, is history.
@ Bree:
It’s called ‘The Hunger Games’ for a reason.
6 Kills Woo? Wow, I’m impressed. No one else even came close. you are ruthless/
“all the other tributes combined only killed three!”
Uhm, I count five…
@ Medinoc:
Ah, got it, that was actually an assist kill, Frank, Sette and Ozy actually only got one-third of a kill each.
With 11 tributes washed away in the first day, Woo scores half-a-tsunami of kills. Accounting for ~1/4 of all dead tributes.
Also Rocky, how do you die of thirst 5 days after a literal flood. How? Dysentery I could understand, from drinking stagnet water, but dehydration? Did you daydream about winnig in while spending the whole day in a sauna?
WOO!! 😀
I hope someone (Dan) kills the indefinite hiatus. It is the worst villain ever.
Aww I wanted Rocky and Woo to battle it out in the end… AndforRockytowin… But not bad, congrats to Woo.
Really anticlimactic for Rocky to just die from thirst like that.
As the Nature Boy Ric Flair would say: “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
@ Dorje Sylas:
We don’t know the environmental conditions. Also, he probably spent a good bit of the day running to escape from Woo. Combine that with any injuries he may have had, and yes, dying of dehydration is possible. Also, thirsty people have been known to drink undiluted seawater when desperate enough, which is actually the worst thing you can do because sea water is four times saltier than your blood, which means that it draws water out of your bloodstream instead of adding water to it, dehydrating you faster than if you’d done nothing.
I want to see arts of this final fight, and maybe woo holding a bottle of water and keeping it away from rocky. I would also like to see a dramatic picture of woo standing triumphantly, with bloody sickle in haAnd.
Go woo! (Or, as the iconic quote goes, you go Glen Coco!)
Hahaha, I’ve had much fun with this particular simulator myself. But six kills for one tribute? Gee, Woo, who would’ve thought you’d be so ruthless! This was quite entertaining, so thanks for sharing 🙂
“It couldn’t have ended any other way.”
“Indeed, Claudius, indeed.”
I wonder how many runs of the randomization it took to get this result. 😛
Well done woo. But let’s face it, you just won because Viviana wasn’t in it. 😀
Vandroiy wrote:
That was actually the first full run. In an earlier run, I messed up somewhere and couldn’t use it.