I have posted the first batch of submissions I received for this year’s artwork contest!
What’s life without a controversial story arc every now and then?
Of course this touchy subject will be handled in a mature and thoughtful manner serve as the source for lots of immature jokes.
If you need even more to discuss, here’s a spoiler for this story arc: Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street bank, becomes involved in some way… I’m sure you didn’t expect that. 😉
- Text message: For your birthday, a pic of me in my birthday suit. LYL, Larisa
- Caption: Send to all
- Caption: Send to Landon
- Larisa: Oopsie.
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RUH-ROH
Whoever created a messaging OS that has send to all at the top needs to be kicked.
Hmm. I guess we’ll have to see if she meant “birthday suit” to mean that she was nude, or if she meant it more literally, as in, she received it for a recent birthday.
But I have to wonder, if it is the latter, what sort of suit would show that much of her and still be referred to just as a “suit” and not a “swimsuit”, “bathing suit”, or, hey, “bikini”. And if inadvertently sending a picture of herself in a suit would elicit even an “Oopsie” from her.
(Also, even if it is the latter, I would expect her to get in trouble with people who didn’t look at the picture. Maybe expressions of disappointment from those who did, but that’s about it from them.)
@ Xezlec:
Uh oh. I hope somebody has an eye on the local napalm suppliers.
@ Clay:
Well, she did get a new flame thrower recently, maybe the tanks are still fairly full? No, wait, we’re talking Larisa, it’s probably had several refills by now.
@ AshKetchup:
Yep. With the idiotic “zero tolerance” interpretation of the law found in some states, Larisa would be distributing child pornography and every recipient would be in possession of it.
Given the idiots at school, there is going to be a mess in any case.
And then she gets arrested for child pornography.
Literally. It has happened.
@ Burger:
Receiving unsolicited contraband is not a crime provided that you report it promptly.
Can’t blame this one on auto-correct. Larissa’s mental maturity is conflicting with her emotional maturity and hilarity ensues. Poor Landon will see her nude and blow a fuse. Everyone else … Results may vary according to age, gender and sexual orientation.
If you’re gong to send ‘child pornography’ to ‘all’, make sure ‘all’ includes the whole of your local and federal legislature and judiciary. Then see how quickly the possession law gets changed.
@ Paeris Kiran:
Actual pics of like this by anyone to any of someone under 18 is child porn.
But cartoon or written fiction isn’t illegal no matter what it purports to show.
You could write an erotic novel like Lolita and its legal.
@ TehTimmah:
HAR HAR HAR!!!!! I love that line!
What gets me the most is that she got dressed before sending it.