![[0728] Under A Killer Balloon: The Cereal Killer, Page 6](/comics/2015-10-19-0728-under-a-killer-balloon-the-cereal-killer-page-6.png "[0728] Under A Killer Balloon: The Cereal Killer, Page 6")
- Qoo: What are we looking for?
- Sandy South: Meeting protocols and the like which lead us to the managers responsible for changing the formula.
- Sandy South: The most important thing is that we–
- Crazy axe murderer: Rargh!
- Sandy South: –don’t fall into the hands of the crazy axe murderer one floor below us!
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Oh shit!
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure you will be friends… Who both hate cereal without sugar and with raisins… Or who knows, it can even be your dad…
Welp. That explains the ease of entry.
Maybe they also chop fire wood for an ingredient?
This can only end well.
I do love a good mystery murder case.
If it is Sandra’s dad it wouldn’t be the first time he’s been shown with an axe (see: the strip about code bracket style)
Looks like Sandra and her father aren’t the only ones angry at the addition of raisins. They just handled it better.
Show him you’re on his side! Set fire to the building as an act of good faith! Then let the sprinkler system speak for you…
Crazy axe murderer: *tries to take another swing* *slips on the wet floor*
Sandy and Qoo (scampering past): Yay!RightOnSmashTheSystem!Bye!
>:=)>
And you know he really is a crazy axe murderer, because he’s labeled as such in the transcript. 😛
@ Noelwiz:
Quite possible.
There was a bread once which advertised “now with added fiber!”
The FDA confirmed that their claim was true.
The bakery was adding sawdust. 🙂
Is the Deus Ex Machina strip going to have an impact on the Wolfram Syndrome? Just asking.
qpwoiru wrote:
No. We were already told that there are No Miracles in that future.
It’s the First Axe Murderer who specializes in Murdering Corporate Headquarters Buildings.
And, as everyone knows, Buildings are Much more difficult to Kill than People or Raccoons.
Gah, now we will have to wait for the next installment. It’s the suspense that kills me…
… right, bad choice of expression
…Wait, what?
He really liked the old formula.
The whole thing is a “fever dream” from eating too much highly sugared cereal late at night.
Sandra will wake up and swear off Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs and eat All Bran until she comes to her senses.
One more thing: DO NOT attempt to make Rice Crispies treats “healthier” by swapping out crispy rice with All Bran. The result is a suitable substitute for concrete and other high strength foundation materials. Details at http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/i-decided-to-try-to-make-rice-crispys-treats-healthier-1706374404
On a positive note, the man below is probably not a crazy axe murderer, but a man who took the change of formula worse than Sandra.
@ Crystalgate:
Plot twist: The cereal has a very rare chance to make certain susceptible individuals go insane.
@ CAD97:
Hello,
“that’s Richard, isn’t he?” was my first thought.
Greetings
Juy Juka
So, I’m guessing the building evacuated because of the crazy ax murderer, who, just like Sandra, was driven to desperation by his cereal getting destroyed? :p
That’s a woodcutter. That’s totally just a woodcutter.
Well that escalated quickly.
Greenwood Goat wrote:
Had Sandra meant to set the building on fire, she would have brought Larisa.
Is this the end of our dynamic detektiv duo?
Stay tuned, and don’t miss the next episode
on next Thursday.
At an internet connection near you. 🙂
@ Frapparition:
That just explains the rolled oats in the muesli. 😉
Frapparition wrote:
Actually it’s an actor supposed to play a woodcutter. And he’s into method acting.
“we need to find out what the axe murderer wants!”
“WHY DID YOU PUT RAISINS IN MY CEREAL?!”
“Oh good, he’s on our side”
“I WILL AXE OFF THE FIRST PERSON WEARING A TIE THAT I MEET!”
“Gulp!”
Axes. For Really Big spiders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8VlKjLdVrM
Propably just another dissapointed custumer who wants to express their displeasure with the formula change 🙂
Does Larissa like only fire or things connected to it like fireaxe for example also count?
Im calling it, that’s actually her dad.
No Miracles, but if someone does come up with a cure in real life well. ya want to save her find the Real cure.
Relax, that’s probably just tech support, fixing a minor glitch.
I swear to christ if that’s larisa….
o__o
That’s not just logic. That’s really sebnisle.
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