[0732] Under A Killer Balloon: The Cereal Killer, Page 10
└ posted on Monday, 2 November 2015, by Novil
- Sandy South: Stop right there, criminal scum! I have a raccoon, and it’s loaded!
- Tommy: Pff…
- Tommy: I have a Sig Sauer P226, and it’s loaded too!
- Qoo: Meep
- Roger Brown: I’ve always known that Kellogg’s is keen on our three secret ingredients. But that they’d go this far…
- Tommy: I’m not from Kellogg’s, imbecile!
- Roger Brown: What do you want then, you axe-wielding lunatic?
- Tommy: A virgin sacrifice for Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec god of war!
- Roger Brown: I’d never have guessed that…
huitzilopochtli is the warrior god of the sun
i think i know why he came to the factory – cause the new raisin-heavy receipe clearly is one of the signs of the impending apocalypse! now he only needs to drench a batch of it with virgin oil, and the unspeakable god will appear and lay waste to the land with his fiery army of deadly dried grapes!
Whaa???
I’m sorry, I’m just really confuse by this turn of events. Is this a comic book story, or a story told by Larissa???
Well you did get Huitzilopochtli’s name right, so kudos… i guess…
I’m still so confused.
Well there you go, he’s with coco puffs.
Completely unrelated? How disappointing (but unexpected!!!)
Hexagonaldonut wrote:
Assuming the safety isn’t on, and that there’s nothing wrong with Tommy’s finger preventing him from moving it to pull the trigger, pulling the trigger will cock the gun just before firing. It’s referred to as “Double Action”.
@ Foradain:
Ah. I sit corrected. No manual safety at all on the Sig Sauer P226.
Well, for a psychopath, he has a very good choice in firearms.
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
Sandra probably fits the bill. There is at least a moderate chance Larisa would be safe though.
And no, I didn’t expect that either.
I figured he was just pissed about the cereal too, just going a little overboard with his disapproval.
I hear they keep a lot of sacrificial virgins in cereal company test labs. They make excellent lab techs since they’re not preoccupied with sex.
I bet the virgin is the cereal guy. He seems like he may be a virgin.
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep?
OMG! That smug look on his face because no one could have guessed what his demand will be somehow irritates me! >_< LOL
Nooooo! I’ve finally reached the end of the comics Q.Q
Now I’ll actually have to WAIT for the next one!
That… was unexpected.
Just caught up after a wee break and loved the Baldur’s Gate reference in the previous pages……Go for the eyes, Boo!!!! I have a hamster and I’m not afraid to use it!!!
Genius.
Haven’t read the comments from previous pages…how many actually got the references?
Sandra South: I’m sorry Tommy, there are no virgins in this building”
No one expects Huitzilopochtli. I hear he puts on quite a show.
[Monty Python reference to one of their most famous skits. The Inquisition, and their running gag about no one expecting The (Spanish) Inquisition, for those not in the know.]
Plot twist: Mr. Brown is the only virgin here.
@ maravilla:
Abso-fucking-lutely.
And I’d say it is a bad thing.
I like “Sandra and Woo: a webcomic about friendship, life and the art of (not) eating squirrels” quite a lot.
Now, while this strip has at least Sandra and Woo in it (just not differing between Sandra and Sandy /Woo and Qoo here) I really can not say I see a lot of “friendship, life and the art of (not) eating squirrels”.
And I had so much hope after the two touching strips about Larissa’s disease.
Lol, thats the last kind of guy i would expect to show up at a Cereal company(Sandra excluded)
But maybe he thought that all the guys that work there are nerds and thus virgins anyway.
Plot twist: Roger is the virgin he’s after!
Activate expert mode of the racoon? no?
hmmm expert mode vs Sheogorath
@ myth buster:
If only Larisa substituted for Sandra!
“You! You shall be a virgin sacrifice!” said Crazy Axe Murderer
“Um… sorry, don’t meet the requirements!” says Larisa
A quick sex session between the two will make the villains plan obsolete. No virgins left. Except maybe the villain.
Qick! Roger rape Sandy and everything’s fine!
Umm Huitzilopochtli is the god of the sun and does not requite virgin sacrifices. Anyone can be sacrificed to him. Plus, it’s supposed to be an honour to be sacrificed.
@ sjaime:
The irrational rarely get things like that right.
Does a bowl of Crunchies restore lost virginity?
Damn. Thought it was for Quetzalcoatl…
Tezcatlipoca (smoking mirror) Huitzilopochtli (humming bird to the left) was/is the Nahuatl (Aztec) sun god. Mass human sacrifices were made to him to ensure that the world didn’t end.
There was also Tlaloc (god of rain), to whom sacrifices were and are still made, supposedly by Mexican devil worshippers.
There were quite a few others, too.
@ SmartAlec105:
You know, I think you’re right about Larisa suggesting such a thing. She’s come up with scenarios more ludicrous than this.
Crestlinger wrote:
“Cuckoo for Coco Puffs!”??
Arklyte wrote:
.45 Colt; because shootin’ twice is jest silly! 😉
Is this the moment Sandra and Woo jumps the shark?
Okay woo is safe … That guy may have been lucky … cloud should have used his boner.