- Roger Brown: Do you know this girl?
- Tommy: Pff… I didn’t even know that anyone else would be here today.
- Roger Brown: But didn’t you just say–?
- Tommy: I know what I said! That I need a virgin sacrifice to resurrect Huitzilopochtli!
- Tommy: And we both know who couldn’t fulfill Huitzilopochtli’s main criterion any better!
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And the crazed axe-man doesn’t even consider Sandra. Is the reputation of millennial kids really that bad?
See. This is why god invented prostitutes.
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Its a Medieval Tradition for European Nobility to marry their teen daughters of to old men!
In all seriousness, here’s the real plot twist: Tommy and Mr. Brown are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, and each thinks that the other got some really young-looking woman involved. Naturally, her looking so young is probably a moment of “not best pleased,” but not enough to invoke the safety word… yet.
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@ JustPassingBy:
Eh this comic drew Sandra and Larisa nude several times when they were eleven (though I think they edited the images later on to be less risque) and also so is Larisa and yet everyone else seems to make those comments about her all the time. All the characters have all received talks about sex, and protection (Sandra herself is on birth control already by the comics own continuity.)
also None of these characters are real. So excuse me if I’m gonna crack a sexual joke or two considering the comics own author doesn’t exactly shy away from that material either.
Heh.
Either the guy is a virgin and the god’s servant is somewhat reasonable when choosing a sacrifice,
Or he has to go after the cereal.
Funny, I thought the joke was rather obvious. Given the choice of who is most likely a virgin in 2015, the young girl dressed like Dick Tracey or the 30ish “food engineer” who works weekends when everyone else is gone, the choice is clear…