[0744] Under A Killer Balloon: The Cereal Killer, Page 22
└ posted on Monday, 14 December 2015, by Novil
- Huitzilopochtli: Now please excuse me. I’m off to bring death and destruction upon mankind.
- Sandy South: I’m not overly excited about that.
- Huitzilopochtli: But I was born this way! Your hostile reaction to my desire to bring death and destruction upon mankind is very problematic.
- Sandy South: What about a compromise? You content yourself with bringing death and destruction upon ISIS.
- Huitzilopochtli: Ahh, yes, ISIS! Those guys have the right spirit!
- Caption: Seconds later.
- Sandra: What does god of war taste like?
- Woo: Like 494 year old chicken.
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For those worrying about Huitzilopochtli, don’t worry, he’s a god and probably will reincarnate as a 494 years old chicken.
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY CHICKEN OF WAR
Legit laugh at the last panel.
When in doubt, let the raccoon eat him.
Wow, this one has surprisingly a lot of murder. That’s four murders in one arc. Making up for lack of deaths in the entire series I guess.
Can any problem not be solved by having a raccoon eating it?
Does this make Woo the new god of war?
.@ Zarpaulus: If we’re going by “The Santa Clause” rules for succession, then I’d say there’s a very good chance!
It seems there is a cross-species universal solution between tigers and raccoons.
Additionally, that expression is highly reminiscent of Hobbes.
I guess you (probably) don’t need to be a virgin in order to be sacrificed to Woo.
Sandra better have a huge stock of antiacids back home
Well she did in fact say she had a loaded raccoon did she not?
You think he tasted bad going in Woo imagine what he is going to feel like coming out.
Well, that was easy.
Anyone else reminded of the final scene of “Puzzlequest: Challenge of the Warlords” (when you have Drong in your party)?
An ancient god might have a different interpretation of the sentence “bring death and destruction upon Isis…”
I wonder if he could have brought death and destruction upon mankind if he couldn’t protect himself from a raccoon.
I have a dog named Isis…. We named her that cuz of the Egyptian Godess…. Before the terrorist group…….. It’s really akward to explain when people ask XD
@ Havuhk:
Havuhk wrote:
Well, it’s easy. Feel free loving Isis as always… The ones popularly called IS or ISIS are misnamed… Their name is Daesh…
There’s something incredibly terrifying about Woo being able to defeat a god by eating them. Is this the end for the god of war??? I wonder if Seeohatlamekaskay has anything to say about this.
Woo: Devourer of Gods!
Baalzie wrote:
A name they hate and so it should be used as often as possible!
Killerskullcat wrote:
Expert Mode
Now if only getting rid of Daesh was as simple as getting rid of Mr. Hummingbird of the South…
It had to be done.
Second panel…
I knew my imperfect english would come back to haunt me.
What’s Isis?
I love how one of the tags is ‘Eating gods” like this will happen again. Wonder how many other deities will get sacrificed to Woo.
@ Nikary:
The terrorist group that’s all over the news these days.
Shark wrote:
I call the last one an act of self defence on behalf of humanity by means of a sympathetic raccoon!
Thisguy wrote:
Yes. A food shortage.
As pleased as I am about this comic, I laugh a lot about Woo, and all of Sandra and her schoolmates are great. Yet here’s one small thing about this comic: The name Isis. My daughter has that same name and as one of a few parents with children with that name, I fight against that name being used for a terroristic group. My daughter has suffered with that name because people call that group with that name. And though I know its a abbriviation the shorter name IS or the name given to them by the British Premier: Deash would suit better. Many people called Isis worldwide have problems of all sorts because of this. Please be so kind as to change this please.
Thank you, Novil, for the first reason to smile today. Especially the reference to “tastes like chicken” is just … hillarious.
I actually thought the 494 Years would be an allusion to Flandre Scarlet from the touhou Series (you know, beeing 495(!) Years old and having powers to destroy everything she cant controll. kind of similar xD)
Or is there any other specific reason for this Number? Like the first picture of this god drawn by the aztecs or something?^^
In 1521 the Aztecs were conquered by Cortez.
As any “brave european conqueror” he forced the survivors to become Christians.
Probably hutzliputzli has been dormant for 494 years for the lack of lackwi… eh supporters … until someone tried to revive his cult.
Achievement unlocked: Eater of gods!
Uhh…i kinda like it?
I love how Huitzilopochtli is so damn polite every time he talks:
Your hostile reaction to my desire to bring death and destruction upon mankind is very problematic.
Also, notice how one of the tags is “eating gods”
@ Havuhk:
I can only agree. I have a daughter with that same name, only 7 years old, who is asked whether she has her bombvest with her… Its sad.
Kinda makes mew ant to see what wrongs they try to right if they get a time machnie
*makes me want
@ Thisguy:
Yes. Raccoons eating the cat food. 🙂
Perhaps a tad disappointed the tag “eating gods” did not return any other results, aside from this strip.
Nikary wrote:
The Islamic State (what does the other two IS stand for anyway???). Depending on your native language they might be called differently, here in Venezuela they call them ISIS these days but for a while they called them EI instead (Estado Islámico)
@ Zarpaulus:
I thought you had to “Beat” him not “Eat him…
Would have been better if sandra ate him lol he seams a bit too big for woo being two thirds his size lol
I’ve read some of the ancient Greek myths. Eating gods is generally not a good idea.
@ supera8y:
Well that explains that Evil chicken god of Oryx…
@ Namocol:
The other two IS stand for Iraq and Syria
@ Puyon:
If only Woo had been around and hungry enough to eat Bush and Cheney back then…