The 10 New Commandments
└ posted on Monday, 21 December 2015, by Novil
- Caption: Larisa presents: The 10 New Commandments!
- Larisa: You can tell that they’re the true words of God from the fact that they’re written on stone tablets.
- Stone tablet: I – V
I Thou shalt not talk in the theater!
II Thou shalt not swipe thy colleague’s food out of the office fridge!
III Thou shalt always use thy blinker before changing lanes!
IV Thou shalt not drive 10 miles to save $1.29 on a purchase!
V Thou shalt not join a hobby development team when thou have neither time nor motivation to work on the project!
- Stone tablet: VI – X
VI Thou shalt not reply to comments from internet trolls!
VII Thou shalt not look at thy phone every 30 seconds when meeting someone!
VIII Thou shalt not tell depressed people to “cheer up”!
IX Thou shalt not put unflattering photos of other people on the internet!
X Thou shalt give Novil lots of money! (PayPal account: [illegible]@gmx.de)
- Larisa: I believe the last commandment is the result of dirty lobbyism.
- Sandra: You don’t say!