[0747] Melody’s Guide To Programming Languages
 

[0747] Melody’s Guide To Programming Languages

Plankalkül is the first high-level programming language, designed by Konrad Zuse in 1945.

This strip is based on various posts and comments which I found on Reddit’s /r/ProgrammerHumor community.

  • Sign: Melody’s Guide to Programming Languages
  • Melody: Spoiler: I hate them all.
  • Caption: Everything that’s wrong with PHP in a single bug report:
  • Caption: Everything that’s wrong with JavaScript in two calculations:
  • Caption: Everything that’s wrong with Ruby in a single program that outputs “Hello World”:
  • Caption: Everything that’s wrong with Java in a single class:
  • Richard: So which language do you use to develop your cutting-edge web application?
  • Melody: Plankalkül.
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