[0752] Larisa’s World Of Science
└ posted on Thursday, 14 January 2016, by Novil
- Luna: Thomas, you were amazing! We’d never have won the game without you!
- Thomas: Hey, thanks, Luna.
- Luna: A friend gave me two front row tickets for the next Warriors game and I–
- Thomas: Wow, cool, the Warriors! They’re great! Who are you going with?
- Luna: I… I wondered if maybe you…?
- Thomas: You’d like to go to the game with me?
- Luna: Yes! That’d make me soooo happy!
- Thomas: Well, all right, then.
- Thomas: Sandra, do you have any idea why Luna wants to go to the Warriors game with me?
- Sandra: Probably because she likes you.
- Thomas: Huh, you think?!
- Sign: Larisa’s World of Science
- Larisa: That’s all, folks! I hope you enjoyed today’s episode with the topic “The World’s densest materials”.
- Label: Lead
- Label: Gold
- Label: Uranium
- Label: Boys
i … i am offended … >/////< … dense is diamon! we boys are all diamonds!
Hey now, some of us only pretend to be dense.
Oh, if only it were just that we lads are thick about comedically obvious clues.
I had a casually acquainted lady gift me a sack full of new socks once, not on any holiday. How am I to interpret THAT?
I don’t wear socks with holes in them; none of mine I’ve worn in her presence were in poor condition, so it shouldn’t have been a hint to replace them. Nothing else she’s said or done would indicate any sort of romantic interest (and I’m pretty leery of defaulting to that assumption… that’s how creepy guys start.)
It baffled me for weeks and I still don’t have any answer.