- Caption: How to activate the expert mode of your girlfriend – In one easy step!
- Cloud: Up, down, left, left, short press, long press.
- Sandra: Beep Beep Beep
- Sandra: Here’s looking at you, kid.
- Caption: DISCLAIMER: THE SANDRA AND WOO TEAM ASSUMES NO LIABILITY FOR DAMAGES OR LOSS OF ANY KIND, FOR EXAMPLE OF REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS, THAT MIGHT ARISE FROM THE USE OF, MISUSE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE THE EXPERT MODE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
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Oh my
indeed. XD
Now all we need is to enable Cloud in Expert mode, and then we have a cliche perfect couple in the school which everyone is envious about, but they are so perfect for each other…
And with this, my day is made. Thank you very much, Creators. Thank you.
When Cloud says left, is it to his left or Sandra’s left? Do you risk your reproductive organs if you mess this up?
I wonder what Cloud though would happen though. He was really exited. He’s caring and definitely not a douche-bag, so I will exclude any theory that contain Sandra becoming willing to go trough with something she wouldn’t be willing to otherwise.
I was actually hoping for a Spiderman joke. X3
“Face it, tiger – you just hit the jackpot”
The Cloud/Sandra ‘Ship’ flotilla is now an armada.
Part 2?
*checks archive*
Ah, a continuation from strip #620.
The Stepford Wives would have been an entirely different movie with cheat codes.
@ Bedinsis:
Thank you for that…
Must remember that, just because.
BTW, Strip 777! Lucky me!
hahahahahahahaha
Quick, Cloud, undo, undo.
Or… undo in a couple of hours or so.
Very funny update, well done!
I did this once, but her period started immediately. Also, she broke up with me over Facebook and immediately found a new boyfriend. Don’t activate expert mode until you know how it affects your girlfriend. You might not be able to go back.
Also, someone was messing with my nose once and I blacked out for a couple minutes. They said I was meowing and purring the whole time. Seriously, be careful with noses.
Phew. For a second there I thought Cloud was going to cheat on his girlfriend.
http://iamarg.com/2012/01/13/cheating/
A failed attempt to reset back to normal mode:
http://i.imgur.com/epnv8zA.gif
I wonder who’ll be activated next.
We’ve had Woo and now Sandra. Oh, and possibly Cloud’s you-know-what.
Crystalgate wrote:
Yes 😉
If that’s “Expert” mode, it makes me uncomfortable to consider what “Easy” mode could be.
Presumably, Larisa and Ye Thuza had their expert modes activated years ago, while Yuna came with an unauthorised mod that unlocked all the game modes, powerups and achievements at the start.
>:=)>
Greenwood Goat wrote:
IDDQD?
@ Crystalgate:
Your left, like any flick-interface. To go to the right would be the code for Dev Mode. Be warned, do not enable developer mode unless you have already enabled the god-mode state on your personal avatar. Enabling of Developer Mode without the correct permissions renders your Girlfriend Guarantee null and void. Any corruption to the system once Dev Mode has been enabled is no longer the responsibility of the developers. Do not enable Dev Mode unless you are absolutely sure you know what you are doi-
Abort/Retry/Fail?
Looks like Sandra’s Expert Mode also activated Cloud’s Easy Mode. XD
the first 3 times i read it i thought it said short dress long press, then the next three i thought it said short press long dress, only after 6 tries i read it correctly
What.
@ Trimutius:
Expert mode on cloud ha ha ha its called down b charge to down b kill
Considering how badass Cloud is now, I’d be afraid to see him in expert mode… Would not supprise me for him to look like FF7 Cloud.
Larissa on the other hand… That would be really scary.
If that’s Sandra’s Expert Mode, would Cloud’s version be going straight into Limit Break or becoming Sephiroth?
We need to see Larisa’s expert mode…. Or wold that lead to the destruction of all of mankind?
@ Jon:
Once she got tired of playing with it, yes. 😉
@ Gas Bandit:
Then…don’t! 🙂
@ Iron Ed:
Aww..dangit. Sorry for the double(now triple) post, Novil!
Man, I’ve missed seeing these two do stuff together!
Nice work!
I only got one thing to say: Thank you Novil for this entertaining strip. I think after all your recent story arcs, some of which didn’t sit very well with me, this one shot is a fresh breath of air. Ditto for previous strip on Reverse of entropy by Yuna.
Although I recognise the phrase, I’m sad to say I’m not very familiar with the works of Humphrey Bogart, meaning I haven’t watched Casablanca before. Not sure what the context of the phrase is, but I understand its one of his most classic lines from supposedly one of the greatest romantic movies of all time. And Humphrey normally plays BAMF characters even in non violent films so I guess that’s why Sandra in expert mode is a BAMF quoting Humphrey.
LOL, the transformation sequence reminds me of either Sailormoon or old Wonder Woman cartoon and live action.
Cloud’s gonna need a lot of materia for this one…
Forgot to mention: Sandra never looked so good, I think this is the only time she can be regarded as hotter than Larisa
The expert mode only works in the hardcore difficult. Or you think is easy to deal?
Have to wonder what would occur with the Konami Code.
@ An “Average” High Schooler:
Dunno who will get activated next, but Cloud is going to get turned on, for sure.
OR we could give cloud the mask of loki and watch the fireworks from the moon
Generally, girls mature sooner than boys (or women and men respectively). This can be one of the consequences.
Seeing that pushing of her nose, makes me think of a variation on Disney’s Cinderella:
“Bibbity-bobbity-bibbity-bobbity-Boop!”
kazunori wrote:
I’m pretty sure Sandra’s dad could fix that kind of problem.
This trip is continuous from the other one does that mean who is still in expert mode?
Darkrai444 wrote:
Trip=strip
Who=Woo
Gas Bandit wrote:
In easy mode you would not get more then even the shyest guy could handle. With “are you sure?” questions before each interaction.
Jon wrote:
It would at least void Earth’s waranty.
Why am I thinking about the movie “Reign Of Fire”?
She has bishi sparkles…
Did Sandra just ara?
I’m pretty sure they were just curious what would happen. Note Cloud’s surprise in the last panel. The second panel could be practically, “Hey! Something’s happening!” Otherwise, I don’t see how Sandra would go along with it. …Unless she WANTED this to happen.
… Kongō? Is that you?