- Larisa: You’re hot, Landon.
- Larisa: But not as hot as you could be…
- Larisa: That’s why I asked Cloud’s little sis to invent a substance that turns you into a human torch.
- Yuna: It’s some kind of nitromethane soap.
- Caption: Liquid flames
- Landon: Please, Larisa, I have to catch my flight to Saskatchewan!
- Larisa: Don’t be a wuss, Landon. It only hurts a little bit.
- Yuna: If applied carefully!
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This reminded me about one of the episodes of Venture Bros. There was a human torch, and flames were hurting him =)
Flame off! Flame off!
Ah, the flames of love. The love of a pyromaniac. Burn, baby, burn.
Oh, come on, Saskatchewan’s not that bad! Just really flat. And rectangular.
Finally, Larisa gets closer to fire than ever before. Think she’ll keep a huge container of the stuff around?
I was halfway expecting her to try activate his expert mode.
@ Canuck-Errant:
Yeah Saskatchewan is great. You can see your dog run away for days. 😉
Nitromethane? Surely tert-butyllithium would do! >:=)>
Well, if it’s so painless, why don’t you try it?
Knowing Yuna she took Larissa seriouslyand this stuff will cause Landon to burst into actual flame.
Sounds like she tried it on herself. Perhaps a ‘safe’ liquid variant of fire glass?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_glass
I live in Alberta but I can throw a rock into Saskatchewan from my apartment.
@ Greeneagle:
Yeah me too, in fact on a good day I can hit the lake and skip it straight across Saskatchewan to Manitoba.
It’s like the old saying: “If you love someone, set them alight”.
Oh jesus. Landon’s goose is cooked.
Wait that doesn’t work here…
Thus, the great Yuna-Larisa alliance is born.
Any webcomic with three pages worth of strips for the ‘setting things on fire’ tag is a webcomic well worth reading.
Yuna saying it’s ‘some kind of’ nitromethane soap suggest she might not be sure exactly what it is.
“Baby I’m on fire” has never been more appropriate!
@ Crestlinger:
I think that’s safety glass for fireplaces, is it not? You might be thinking more along the lines of a lava lamp, flares, or theatrical fire maybe? (although I suppose they are all still hot enough to burn…)
He’s hot (hot damn), like the police or the fireman.
So hot (hot damn), make a dragon wanna retire, man.
I thought the whole reason Landon’s mom allowed him to keep dating Larisa
was so that he _wouldn’t_ become a total flamer! ^_-
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/06/19/0591-michelle-the-good-christian/
On Saskatchewan, it’s hard to spell but easy to draw! 😀
At least he didn’t say his flight was to Winnipeg, that wouldn’t be believable… ^_-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdvr-4nYs5s
@ jeffepp:
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
fuck, larisa and yuna team up?
everyone’s doomed!
Nitromethane soap is NEVER applied carefully.
could be worse could have been chlorine pentafluoride
Now we have Larissa trying to set fire to her boyfriend.
Not sure if they’re just trolling him.
Don’t know how Johnny STirm feels about this.
Half-Life Zim wrote:
I’m thinking she would have been sidetracked…
Yuna: Chlorine trifluoride… chlorine pentafluoride… hmm, I’m sure I could synthesise chlorine heptafluoride! That last lone pair of electrons on the chlorine atom ought to come apart and bond with the right persuasion… and look: there’s iodine heptafluoride right there! Sure, the iodine atom’s a bit bigger, and the literature’s saying I can’t, but I’ll show them!
[…]
Ye Thuza: Why so down?
Yuna: I made my chlorine heptafluoride, but it’s all boring and stable. I can get it to explode, but it needs to be set up specially. I thought it would it would be all belching inferno straight out of the flask, too unstable even to characterise, but no! *waves paper listing characteristics* *sigh* I’ll just go and make the heptafluoride anyway, and-
David: Have you thought about publishing that? And did you document the synthesis as well?
[…]
Scientific community: *!!!???!!!*
Nobel Committee: *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*
Larisa: Where’s my Landon-cendiary?!
Yuna: Sorry, been busy. Got sidetracked. And now I’ve been summoned overseas, and it’s not for a war crimes trial! *hugs letter from Nobel Committee* Anyway, I gotta go pack! *exits* Yes, you’re coming with me, Fluffy. Yes you are! ♥♥♥♥ *re-enters* But here: here’s a half a litre of my hepta-stuff, and here’s all the documentation. I’m sure you can work something out!
Larisa: *swirls flask, skims documentation absent-mindedly*
>:=)>
@ Bedinsis:
Maybe this is how she does it, and he turns into Jim Hammond with glasses. I would have thought though she would have already used this as perfume and body shampoo.
He has a meeting with Gus and Rocco?
I’m sure there are better reasons to come to my province! But it’s not as flat here as people think. Just ask the runners in yesterday’s Regina Police Service Half-Marathon. I was halfway up a small rise, and people were not happy to have to run up it after more than 12 km.
Landon, while you’re here, visit the Cypress Hills: the highest point in Canada east of the Rocky Mmountains.
wrong Landon….
you should have said… “ok but only together”
@ Tech:
Nah, just This stuff: http://bestplants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fireglass.jpg
Larisa and Yuna doing experiments togheter…I’m sure nothing bad will come out of this.
Larissa once manages to paint a landscape while also kissing a boy, that way experiencing two out her three passions. This was before she got together with Landon though. Now that she has Landon perhaps she want to go for three out of three? Paint a landscape while kissing a boy on fire.
Ladies and gentlemen, Landon Hill, the boy on fire!
Combining her two favorite things: boys and flames. I feel a song coming on…
~Love… is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring.
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire.
~I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire.
I went down, down, down,
and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire. The ring of fire.
~The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet.
I fell for you like a child.
Oh, but the fire went wild…
~I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire.
I went down, down, down,
and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire. The ring of fire.
@ Trimutius:
Only in the presence of oxygen
@ Jphyper:
Be sure you give credit where it’s due, Jphyper: Miss June Carter. Later June Carter Cash. ^_^
Oh, and Merle Kilgore, too.
@ Rick:
Liquid flames work only in the presence of oxygen too I suppose… maybe fluorine… Fluorine burns everything even better than oxygen, so much better that actually fluorine burns oxygen (rather than other way around like it happens for all other burnable materials)
Greeneagle wrote:
lol livin in lloyd i’m guessing
Don’t worry, Landon! Larissa is all about the careful application of fire!
LOL, hilarious. Good old pyromaniac Larissa. I wonder if Johnny Storm really existed in her universe, would she still give any other normal boy a second glance. I really hope so, Landon is a great guy and I like the idea of early true love too.
@ Bedinsis:
I half expect him to activate hers accidentally.
Larisa: Don’t be a wuss, Landon. It only hurts a little bit.
The nitromethane soap or the trip to Saskatchewan?
o/` I
don’twant to set the wooorld oooon fiiiiire…@ PlutoniumBoss:
Nope wolnt let you that is my job….if Larisa doesn’t get to if first or burn me for saying that
@ Foradain:
I figured it was well-known enough that most people would recognize it. Plus, I couldn’t think of a way to work it in and still retain the humor of the comment effectively. Composing a good comment can be just as much an art as any other written work.
I think “Ring of Fire” should be Larisa’s official theme song.
*sigh* Now is NOT the time to take inspiration from The Hunger Games trilogy, Yuna.
But Landon, if you are The Human Torch you can fly yourself there!
Think of the time not wasted in airport security!