- Burglar #1: The system is up and running!
- Burglar #2: Excellent!
- Richard: HMPPPF! HMPFFF!!
- Burglar #2: We’ll come back in an hour to untie you.
- Burglar #2: Let this be a lesson to you to never disobey Mr. Nadella’s orders again!
- Sandra: Microsoft’s getting really pushy with these Windows 10 updates…