The Divine Comedy, Page 1
└ posted on Thursday, 14 July 2016, by Novil
- Sign: LEVEL 2 – Dep. for Chance and Destiny
- Angel: Here’s the record on Sandra North. You know, the girl with the talking raccoon. In this photo, she’s kissing her boyfriend Cloud.
- Thomas J. God: Aww, how cute.
- Angel: Our department decided that Sandra has to die next Saturday. Cloud will never get over the loss of the love of his life and will become a criminal drunkard.
- Thomas J. God: Excellent.
- Angel: If you could please sign on this page.
- Thomas J. God: Here you go.
- The Devil: Why the heck are you such a gigantic asshole?
- Thomas J. God: Pure self-loathing.