[0804] The Divine Comedy, Page 2
└ posted on Monday, 18 July 2016, by Novil
Our yearly Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest has just started! The prize money this year is a whopping $1000! So don’t miss your chance to become one of the winners!
- Ganesha: God’s crossing all the lines again!
- The Devil: You know how he is.
- Ganesha: But, like always, people will blame you for their misery.
- The Devil: Well, I don’t have a multi-billion dollar P.R. agency!
- Ganesha: Why don’t you rain on his parade at least once and rescue the fair maiden?
- The Devil: Meh. What’s in it for me?
- Ganesha: Larisa’s soul!
- The Devil: Hmmm…
…Also, no matter what happens, this will still be a better story than Sinfest.
I miss Sinfest Classic. 🙁
EvilMidnightLurker wrote:
I think it was just a suggestion to a ‘friend’.(?)
AndyMiller wrote:
He sure does!!! And with Larisa he will have an artist too!
Larisa is going to set something ablaze. Can you feel it? 😀
*lights a match*
*drops match down sewer pipe*
*city explodes*
@ Anthony Emerick:
I see the complete opposite happening. Larisa goes to Hell and says “Look at this mess! That’s not the correct way to torture somebody!” A week later and The Devil is thanking Larisa for optimizing Hell.
maxyai wrote:
No, no, no! Within a week he gets a call from his creditors expressing their anxiousness about the extreme increase in heating costs ever since Larissa arrived. After checking the figures the devil will task his legal department with doctoring up her paperworks to show that she’s been processed and is now being released upstairs to Heaven.
God will rue the day he signed off on Sandra’s destiny…
Larisa go to hell? Then… There will be new boss in hell 🙂
If not – Larisa want to stay, for hellfire 😀
@ Cervisia:
yeah. surely the deity that calls himself ”god”, wanted the most important of his servants to rebel against his dictatorial rule and instigate civil war.
@ AndyMiller – who is this Hans and why is he idle? is he just lazy or not smart enough to find things to do on his own? :p
@ athroughzdude:
or like that episode of Tripping the Rift…
@ Yet Another Anon:
Well, I dunno if it’s THE answer, but it’s certainly AN answer… though not one that’s particularily in line with the Bible, which never mentions anything about free will anywhere but has plenty of passages that either imply or state outright that God controls everyone’s fates (and that’s not even mentioning the paradox between free will and omniscience). Then we have the problems regarding “free will on Earth” vs “free will in Heaven” and the questions “Why would God allow free will if it gets so many people hurt?” as well as “DO we have free will?”
Ha, Ganesha you mastermind trouble removing were elephant diety, c what u did there bruh
We’ve arrvied at the end of the line and I have what I need!
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